Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Blame Breakup On Hectic Sex Lives
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Explaining that the pressures of their day-to-day commitments had given them no other choice but to…
Tiger Woods Developing Swing That Doesn’t Send Pain Shooting Through Every Inch Of Body
LOUISVILLE, KY—Aiming to fine-tune his mechanics after returning from a recent back surgery, golf star Tiger Woods told…
Tiger Woods, Nike Deal Includes New Line Of Sex Toys And Apparel
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike CEO Mark Parker officially announced Thursday that the company had agreed to a multi-year…
Victorious Tiger Woods: 'I Hit The Ball Well, My Life Is A Dark And Twisted Struggle, And I Made Some Good Putts'
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—During the trophy presentation at this year’s Players Championship, tournament winner Tiger Woods…
Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Announce They're Just Ordinary Couple Into Depraved Sexual Acts
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Ending months of speculation and rumors, golf star Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn…
Tiger Woods' Reputation Takes Another Hit After He Is Caught Operating A Coal Mine With Flagrant Disregard For OSHA Regulations
FAIRMONT, WV—In an announcement that has caused the golfer to lose further endorsement deals and degraded his already…
Golf Pretty Sure All Those Young Black Kids Inspired By Tiger Woods Should Have Arrived By Now
PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL—The huge upsurge in golfing among black youth that Tiger Woods' success most likely initiated in…
Sports Psychologists Suggest Tiger's Slump May Be Because Of All That Shit He Went Through
HOUSTON—In a study published Monday, several representatives from the Institute of Sports Psychology advanced the…
Tiger Woods Wondering If He Should Tell People He's Still Getting Laid
WINDERMERE, FL—Tiger Woods reportedly spent several hours in deep contemplation Saturday, pondering whether he should…
Terms Of Tiger's Divorce
Former super-couple Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are making it official with one of the highest-profile divorces in…
Tiger Woods Hits Rock Bottom, Aside from Being Worth Over $600 Million
AKRON, OH—Tiger Woods scored a career-worst 18-over-par finish at the Bridgestone Invitational Sunday, officially…
Tiger Woods Sucks Now, Reports U.S. Department Of Guys At The Bar
WASHINGTON—During a six-hour committee hearing Sunday at McKenzie's Pub on 14th and G Streets, the U.S. Department of…
Tiger Woods Begins Sobbing Uncontrollably On 5th Hole Of U.S. Open
PEBBLE BEACH, CA—Overcome by problems in his personal life, an inability to get his golf game in order, and his…
Tiger Woods Followed Everywhere At Masters By Sex Addiction Sponsor
AUGUSTA, GA—Sources close to Tiger Woods confirmed Friday that, due to the large number of women expected to attend…
Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small…
Investigators Still Piecing Together Weird-Ass Clues In Fucked-Up Tiger Woods Crash
WINDERMERE, FL—A spokesman for the Windermere Police Department told reporters Thursday that investigators have…