Mar 12 2017
Aug 26 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Responding to reports of political turmoil and growing instability, officials from the U.S. State…
May 7 2013
MINNEAPOLIS—Setting his sights on a point five minutes into the future, snooze button time traveler Brent Conley,…
Jul 19 2011
Feb 8 2011
DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard's fourth-period U.S. history class, it's "really…
Mar 24 2010
LOS ANGELES—Time-traveling neurotic Guy Axiom, more commonly known as "the Man from the Future," cannot stop living…
Mar 15 2010
WASHINGTON—In a bold new measure intended to address unemployment among young professionals, lawmakers from across…
Jan 28 2009
I can see it in their eyes. They're thinking, "Hey, look. It's the dimension-jumping guy!" "Come on, dude who isn't…
Nov 3 2008
CINCINNATI—According to a report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Labor, skyrocketing consumer prices…
Sep 11 2008
MADISON, WI—Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) fell deathly silent in the middle of a speech on education before the Wisconsin…
Mar 26 2008
NEW YORK—In an announcement with far-reaching implications for the fate of human civilization, a time-traveling man…
Dec 13 2007
Mar 9 2007
SPOKANE, WA—More than one dozen attendees of a drapery and window coverings trade show at the local Comfort Inn and…
Jun 28 2006
As we move into the 21st century, it is our responsibility to think of the future of the earth—not for ourselves,…
Mar 29 2006
OREGON CITY, OR—Science-fiction author Morgan Richards announced Monday completion of his long-awaited novel, Zeppeli…
Jun 4 2003
HOLLINS, VA—Appearing through a wormhole at a city-council meeting Tuesday, Xanthon Clarke, a Hollins 3rd District…
Mar 12 2003
ATLANTA—According to a videotaped message airing exclusively on CNN, media mogul Ted Turner has sent himself back in…
Apr 3 2002
NEWTON, MA—According to sullen teenager Steve Geremek, the 23rd century, a time previously restricted to the…
May 17 2000
I am sad to say that for all our efforts in the name of freedom, the future shall be a bleak one, indeed. Such…
Jul 22 1999
PALO ALTO, CA—Gathering for what members of the international science community are calling "potentially the most…