Feb 7News in Brief2/7/20News in Brief2/7/20‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head
Jan 20News in Brief1/20/20News in Brief1/20/20‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk
Oct 2News in Brief10/2/19News in Brief10/2/19‘Are You The Whistleblower?’ Trump Boys Ask White House Janitor After Giving Him Serum Of All The Sodas Mixed Together
Aug 9News in Brief8/9/19News in Brief8/9/19Trump Boys Counter Chinese Currency Manipulation By Adding Extra Zeros To $20 Bills
Jun 5 2019News in Brief6/5/19News in Brief6/5/19‘Hold Still,’ Says Eric Trump Swinging Sword At Don Jr. Trapped Inside Knight’s Armor
Mar 27 2019News in Brief3/27/19News in Brief3/27/19Trump Boys Defend Sending Saudi Arabia Plans For Cool Missile On Personal Etch A Sketch
Dec 4 2018News in Brief12/4/18News in Brief12/4/18Trump Boys Raid Sister’s Closet For Sexy Clothes They Can Use To Seduce And Blackmail Robert Mueller
Nov 28 2018News in Brief11/28/18News in Brief11/28/18Trump Boys Swallow Luggage Keys In Case They Get Locked Up In Jail And Need To Escape
Nov 6 2018News in Brief11/6/18News in Brief11/6/18Trump Boys Proud After Mailing In Hand-Drawn Republican Ballots To North Pole
Oct 26 2018News in Brief10/26/18News in Brief10/26/18Trump Boys Smash Father’s Cell Phone To Search For Chinese Spies
Oct 17 2018News in Brief10/17/18News in Brief10/17/18Homemade DNA Test Proves Trump Boys Are At Least One Jar Blood
Sep 19 2018News9/19/18News9/19/18Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement
Sep 11 2018News in Brief9/11/18News in Brief9/11/18Trump Boys Leave $5 Bill, Candy Bar Under Propped-Up Laundry Basket In Effort To Catch Op-Ed Writer
Aug 22 2018News in Brief8/22/18News in Brief8/22/18Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail
Jul 27 2018News in Brief7/27/18News in Brief7/27/18Eric Trump Aims Laser Pointer At Don Jr. While Flicking Lights On And Off To Erase Memory Of Russia Meeting
Jun 1 2018News in Brief6/1/18News in Brief6/1/18Trump Boys Construct Fake Melania For Lonely Father To Spend Time With
May 24 2018News in Brief5/24/18News in Brief5/24/18‘You Better Give Our Dad A Good Trade Deal Or You’ll Be Sorry!’ Shout Angry Trump Boys On Phone With Employee Of Local Chinese Restaurant
May 7 2018News in Brief5/7/18News in Brief5/7/18Trump Boys Set Up ‘Don And Eric Law Place’ In White House Electrical Room To Help Dad With Legal Problems
May 1 2018News in Brief5/1/18News in Brief5/1/18Trump Boys Ransack Mueller’s Office To Steal Answer Key To Questions For Their Dad
Apr 25 2018News in Brief4/25/18News in Brief4/25/18Trump Boys Beg Father To Nominate G.I. Joe Action Figure Cobra Commander For VA Secretary
