The Inventory

Trump Boys Defend Sending Saudi Arabia Plans For Cool Missile On Personal Etch A Sketch

Trump Boys Raid Sister’s Closet For Sexy Clothes They Can Use To Seduce And Blackmail Robert Mueller

12/04/18 3:26PM

Trump Boys Swallow Luggage Keys In Case They Get Locked Up In Jail And Need To Escape

11/28/18 3:04PM

Trump Boys Proud After Mailing In Hand-Drawn Republican Ballots To North Pole

11/06/18 11:31AM

Trump Boys Smash Father’s Cell Phone To Search For Chinese Spies

10/26/18 2:04PM

Homemade DNA Test Proves Trump Boys Are At Least One Jar Blood

10/17/18 11:21AM

Ink-Splattered Trump Boys Counter Media Bias By Hand-Printing Own Newspaper In White House Basement

Trump Boys Leave $5 Bill, Candy Bar Under Propped-Up Laundry Basket In Effort To Catch Op-Ed Writer

9/11/18 10:41AM

Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail

Eric Trump Aims Laser Pointer At Don Jr. While Flicking Lights On And Off To Erase Memory Of Russia Meeting

Trump Boys Construct Fake Melania For Lonely Father To Spend Time With

‘You Better Give Our Dad A Good Trade Deal Or You’ll Be Sorry!’ Shout Angry Trump Boys On Phone With Employee Of Local Chinese Restaurant

Trump Boys Set Up ‘Don And Eric Law Place’ In White House Electrical Room To Help Dad With Legal Problems

5/07/18 12:24PM

Trump Boys Ransack Mueller’s Office To Steal Answer Key To Questions For Their Dad

Trump Boys Beg Father To Nominate G.I. Joe Action Figure Cobra Commander For VA Secretary

Trump Boys Announce They Will Not Hesitate To Egg Russia If Provoked

4/12/18 11:48AM

Surrendering Trump Boys Solemnly Salute Each Other Before Leaping From White House First-Story Window

3/20/18 10:20AM

Trump Boys Forge Father’s Signature On Letters They Wrote Excusing Them From Any More Testifying

2/07/18 12:55PM

Trump Boys Attempting To Tunnel From South Lawn To FBI Headquarters To Free Paul Manafort From Custody

11/01/17 1:39PM

Intelligence Briefing Interrupted By Sofa-Cushion-Wearing Trump Boys Volunteering To Fight In North Korea

10/27/17 12:27PM

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