Aug 14
WASHINGTON—After frantically wrapping the electrical cord around his brother’s pant leg, Eric Trump reportedly taped…
Feb 7
WASHINGTON—Kicking and punching his brother in an effort to fight the “Germans” [sic] that were swarming all over…
Jan 20
WASHINGTON—Hastily concealing the “super top secret” shelter’s entrance with a couch cushion, the Trump boys…
Oct 2
WASHINGTON—Strapping the suspect to a chair and demanding to know if “he was the whistleblower, or else,” the Trump…
Aug 9 2019
WASHINGTON—Struggling to use their best penmanship as they wielded the king-size Sharpie permanent markers, the…
Jun 5 2019
LONDON—Concentrating as he lined up the 19th-century saber against the plate mail cutting off his brother’s…
Mar 27 2019
WASHINGTON—Insisting that they had taken every measure to keep the message “extra top secret,” the Trump boys…
Dec 4 2018
Trump Boys Raid Sister’s Closet For Sexy Clothes They Can Use To Seduce And Blackmail Robert Mueller
WASHINGTON—With each brother stretching a pair sheer tights over their arms before shimmying into evening gowns, the…
Nov 28 2018
WASHINGTON—After procuring a tall glass of chocolate milk to expedite the process, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr.…
Nov 6 2018
WASHINGTON—Stressing the importance of participating in the democratic process as envisioned by our nation’s…
Oct 26 2018
WASHINGTON—Eric and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly smashed their father’s cell phone Friday to search for Chinese…
Oct 17 2018
WASHINGTON—Providing vital new insight into their ancestral roots, a homemade DNA test self-administered by Eric and…
Sep 19 2018
WASHINGTON—While using brightly colored magic markers to write articles in a makeshift bullpen deep beneath the…
Sep 11 2018
WASHINGTON—Promising that the author would spend “100 kajillion years in jail,” Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. told…
Aug 22 2018
WASHINGTON—After learning that their father’s associates Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen were guilty of crimes and…
Jul 27 2018
WASHINGTON—In response to resurfacing allegations that cast doubt on his brother’s version of the 2016 Trump Tower…
Jun 1 2018
WASHINGTON—Adding the finishing touches of two earrings made of twisted paper clips and a mop head hastily colored…
May 24 2018
WASHINGTON—Issuing a series of threats and warnings to gain the East Asian government’s cooperation, an angry Donald…
May 7 2018
WASHINGTON—After gathering supplies such as a magnifying glass, a spool of twine, and a number of depositions drawn…
May 1 2018
WASHINGTON—Frantically searching desk drawers, file folders, and the soil of a potted plant, Eric and Donald Trump…