Jan 10 2014News1/10/14News1/10/14Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In HometownVIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Having driven to Virginia Beach to visit his sister for a brief vacation, fast food consumer and…
Aug 22 2009News8/22/09News8/22/09Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes UpERIE, PA—Upon being informed by a McDonald’s cashier that the lunch menu would not be available until 11 a.m.,…
Nov 29 2008News11/29/08News11/29/08Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food OptionsERIE, PA—Local fast food consumer and occasional motorist Don Turnbee announced his decision Wednesday to bypass…
Jun 29 2005News6/29/05News6/29/05Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man ReportsERIE, PA—Fast-food consumer Don Turnbee announced Monday that the Taco Bell in the Millcreek Mall food court is…
Dec 15 2004News12/15/04News12/15/04Area Man Suspicious Of WrapERIE, PA—Local resident and frequent fast-food-restaurant patron Don Turnbee said Monday that he was "still a little…
Mar 7 2001News3/7/01News3/7/01Area Man Unsure What To Do With All The Extra Ketchup PacketsERIE, PA–After finishing his Big Bacon Classic Combo, area resident and Wendy's patron Don Turnbee, 38, expressed…
Oct 27 1999News10/27/99News10/27/99Area Man Finds Soda-Winning Game Piece He Forgot AboutERIE, PA—While removing an insurance card from an infrequently used section of his wallet Monday, local resident Don…
Apr 14 1999News4/14/99News4/14/99Area Man Confounded By Buffet ProcedureERIE, PA—Area resident Don Turnbee was "completely bewildered" by standard buffet protocol at the East Frontage Road…
Oct 28 1998News10/28/98News10/28/98Area Man Forces Self To Drink Another Free RefillERIE, PA–Local fast-food consumer Don Turnbee forced himself to drink another free refill Tuesday, despite the fact…
Sep 9 1997News9/9/97News9/9/97Area Consumer Makes Last-Minute Soft-Drink Size Upgrade To Acquire Collectible Plastic CupERIE, PA—According to leading fast-food-industry analysts, area consumer Don Turnbee's soft-drink upgrade Monday…
Feb 19 1997News2/19/97News2/19/97Local Man Would Like Fries With ThatERIE, PA—Eleventh-hour lunch-rush negotiations came to a successful conclusion Monday when, following a 30-second…
Jan 29 1997News1/29/97News1/29/97Whaler Sandwich 'Not Sitting Too Good' With Area ManERIE, PA—According to sources inside the seating booth section, a Whaler consumed during Monday's lunch-hour rush is…