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Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown

1/10/14 11:15AM

Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes Up

Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options

11/29/08 8:00AM

Food-Court Taco Bell Not As Good, Area Man Reports

Area Man Suspicious Of Wrap

12/15/04 3:00PM

Area Man Unsure What To Do With All The Extra Ketchup Packets

Area Man Finds Soda-Winning Game Piece He Forgot About

10/27/99 3:00PM

Area Man Confounded By Buffet Procedure

Area Man Forces Self To Drink Another Free Refill

10/28/98 3:00PM

Area Consumer Makes Last-Minute Soft-Drink Size Upgrade To Acquire Collectible Plastic Cup

Local Man Would Like Fries With That

Whaler Sandwich 'Not Sitting Too Good' With Area Man

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