BRANFORD, CT—After countless hours memorizing the map, familiarizing themselves with the various weapons, and refining…

CRANSTON, RI—Describing the utter lack of ambition as “such a shame,” sources confirmed Monday that local 27-year-old…

JOPLIN, MO—After dedicating an immense portion of his spare time to battling the Axis forces in Europe, avid Battlefield…

SACRAMENTO, CA—Claiming that he had matured and grown into a more refined individual, local 25-year-old Dylan Harkin…

ROCKFORD, MD—Instinctively exerting his dominance over other potential suitors through aggression and cunning, local…

EDMONTON, ALBERTA—Promising that they were tirelessly working to resolve issues with the long-anticipated blockbuster An…

BURBANK, CA—Upon the release of the much-awaited third installment of the popular video game franchise, the Walt Disney…

One of the most anticipated releases of 2018, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is a fun, but undeniably compromised gaming…

EUGENE, OR—Citing the potential threat to the safety of their children, a coalition of concerned parents issued a…

Red Dead Redemption 2 has received nearly universal acclaim since its release in October when it had the second-most…

NEW YORK—Promising gamers the most authentic equine experience in gaming history, Rockstar Games announced Wednesday…

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DRAGON’S KEEP—Admitting that the troves of valuable items scattered everywhere made it difficult for him to put food on…

JOHTO—Cruelly tantalized by the dream of life in the green and plentiful land just beyond his reach, video game…

Twitch is the leading site for livestreaming video games, with over 15 million active daily users. The Onion presents a…