Jul 3Onion Magazine7/3/20Onion Magazine7/3/20Does Anyone Want To Play A Few Rounds Of Command & Conquer: Red Alert Against Us?
Jul 1News7/1/20News7/1/20Come On: Someone Just Spray-Painted ‘Gamers Rule’ On The Taj Mahal And, While We Generally Agree, It’s Pretty Messed Up To Deface A Cultural Landmark
Jun 24News in Brief6/24/20News in Brief6/24/20Gamers, We Just Spent 4 Days Trapped In A Rolled-Over Minivan And We’re Genuinely Pissed That Nobody Reported Us Missing When We Didn’t Cover The ‘Ratchet & Clank’ News
Jun 17News in Brief6/17/20News in Brief6/17/20Report: There Already 5 Million Players Who Are Better Than You’ll Ever Be At ‘Valorant’
Jun 10News6/10/20News6/10/20‘Banjo-Kazooie’ Fans Will Love This: This Man Threw His Bird On The Ground
Jun 9News6/9/20News6/9/20Major Hype: Gamers Have Been Divorcing Their Spouses Because They Aren’t As Beautiful As The Graphics On ‘Unreal Engine 5’
Jun 5News6/5/20News6/5/20Letdown: Naughty Dog Says They Worked So Hard On ‘The Last Of Us II’s Amazing Cutscenes, They Only Had Time To Create A Basic Word Puzzler For Gameplay
May 29News5/29/20News5/29/20Major Relief: Blizzard Has Announced That ‘Overwatch’ Players Will Be Able To Carry Over Their Unlocked Skins And Emotes Into The Afterlife
May 27News5/27/20News5/27/20Inspiring: CD Projekt Red To Immortalize Programmers Who Died Making ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ As NPCs So They Can Serve CD Projekt Forever
May 25News5/25/20News5/25/20Complete Bullshit: Designers Of This Online Shooter Made It So This Guy Died Even Though He Totally Ducked
May 20News5/20/20News5/20/20Good News, ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things
May 14Slideshow5/14/20Slideshow5/14/20Heartbreaking Photos Of Polar Bears Who Will Die Before The Next ‘Metroid Prime’ If Nintendo Doesn’t Get Their Shit Together
May 13News5/13/20News5/13/20Disgusting Bigotry: The Media Is Only Blaming This Bat For Coronavirus Because He’s A Gamer
May 8News5/8/20News5/8/20Incredible Security: The Xbox Series X Will Deter Would-Be Burglars By Emitting A Rotting Crab Smell At All Times
May 4News5/4/20News5/4/20Major Relief: Microsoft Has Confirmed That The Xbox Series X Will Play Video Games
