Jan 8The Topical1/8/21The Topical1/8/21Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something ClashHear how public demonstration and counter-demonstrations have been sparked by renewed vows from pro-something…
Nov 16News in Brief11/16/20News in Brief11/16/20Boyfriend Announces Kneecap Apparently Worst Place To Get ShotCLEVELAND—Claiming to have received the information from “seriously legit” sources, local boyfriend Eric Armour…
Oct 9News in Brief10/9/20News in Brief10/9/20Overwhelmed White Nationalist Militia Spread Way Too Thin Plotting Attacks Against Everyone Trump WantsWAUSAU, WI—Complaining that it was unrealistic to expect their small, grassroots terror organization to foment civil…
Sep 25News in Brief9/25/20News in Brief9/25/20Reporter Presses Biden On Lack Of Own Plan To Trigger Widespread ViolenceWASHINGTON—Questioning the former vice president’s preparedness for the nation’s highest office, CNN reporter Jim…
Sep 24News In Photos9/24/20News In Photos9/24/20Trump Pledges To Call For Violence Regardless Of Election’s Outcome
Aug 27News In Photos8/27/20News In Photos8/27/20Arrested Kenosha Shooter Given One Phone Call To Tucker Carlson Show
Aug 26News In Photos8/26/20News In Photos8/26/20Shell-Shocked Chicken Wing Lone Survivor From Unit Of 50
Aug 26News in Brief8/26/20News in Brief8/26/20Premeditated Triple Homicide Taken Completely Out Of ContextEL PASO, TX—Maintaining that “you kind of had to be there” to really get the gist of his grisly series of murders,…
Aug 25News in Brief8/25/20News in Brief8/25/20Man Worried He’s Not Caring And Responsible Enough To Be Parent After Cat He Adopted Shoots Up Middle SchoolYELLOW SPRINGS, OH—Expressing concern that the actions of the feline had exposed deficiencies in his parenting…
Aug 4News In Photos8/4/20News In Photos8/4/20Number-One Cause Of Domestic Violence Needs A Gun To Protect His Family
Jul 13News In Photos7/13/20News In Photos7/13/20Ominous Musical Cue Clarifies Audience Supposed To Be Frightened Of Blood-Splattered Man With Pickaxe
Jun 29News in Brief6/29/20News in Brief6/29/20Russian Bathhouse Guest Having Trouble Relaxing Over Sound Of Eastern-European Gangsters Planning AssassinationsNEW YORK—Explaining how difficult it was to decompress when they were openly discussing planting weapons and…
Jun 24News in Brief6/24/20News in Brief6/24/20Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For ViolenceLOS ANGELES—Insisting their department provided crucial services that help maintain order in the city, law…
May 13Infographic5/13/20Infographic5/13/20What To Know About The Killing Of Ahmaud ArberyThe February 23 fatal shooting of Georgia man Ahmaud Arbery and the arrests of two white suspects two months later…
May 8News In Photos5/8/20News In Photos5/8/20Georgia Governor Disgusted By Inhumane Filming Of Black Man’s Murder
May 7News in Brief5/7/20News in Brief5/7/20NYPD Officer Hopes Black Teen Only Coughing Because He Just Choked HimNEW YORK—Expressing concerns about contracting Covid-19 from the interaction, NYPD officer Bruce MacLeod confirmed…
Apr 9News in Brief4/9/20News in Brief4/9/20Black Man Shot By Police After Matching Description For Covid-19NEW YORK CITY—Responding to an anonymous tip regarding alleged suspicious activity, police shot an unarmed black…
Mar 25News3/25/20News3/25/20OGN Investigates: We Exposed An Orphan To Nothing But Violent Games For The First 12 Years Of His Life And While It Didn’t Make Him Violent He Sure Came Out WeirdWhether it’s fighting the belief that all gamers are antisocial weirdos or advocating for more inclusiveness in the…
Feb 26News in Brief2/26/20News in Brief2/26/20‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensMILWAUKEE—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed five individuals,…