‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
THOUSAND OAKS, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in California in which a lone attacker killed 12…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
PITTSBURGH—In the hours following a violent rampage in Pennsylvania in which a lone attacker killed 11 individuals and…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
BAKERSFIELD, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in California in which a lone attacker killed six individuals,…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
SANTA FE, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed eight individuals and…
Kid Putting Pencils Between Knuckles About To Fuck Someone Up
SEABROOK, NH—Warning that the real-life Wolverine was about to start some serious shit, third-grade sources reported…
Black Father Gives Son The Talk About Holding Literally Any Object
NORRISTOWN, PA—Deciding his firstborn was old enough to learn about the cultural dangers of having things in his hands,…
Report: This Not A Gun
NEW YORK—In a discovery that flies in the face of conventional law enforcement wisdom of what does and does not…
Veteran Congressman Can Still Remember When Inaction On Gun Violence Actually Presented A Moral Dilemma
WASHINGTON—Thinking back to a far simpler time, veteran congressman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) told reporters Thursday that…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and…
Nation To Wait For More Facts On Texas Shooting Before Doing Absolutely Nothing About It
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a shooting in Sutherland Springs, TX that left at least 26 people dead and 20 wounded, the…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
SUTHERLAND SPRINGS, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed 27 individuals…
Those Close To Nation Say It Showed Dozens Of Warning Signs Leading Up To Massacre
WASHINGTON—A day after America’s deadliest mass shooting left at least 58 dead and more than 500 injured in Las Vegas,…
NRA Says Mass Shootings Just The Unfortunate Price Of Protecting People’s Freedom To Commit Mass Shootings
FAIRFAX, VA—In the aftermath of a shooting in Las Vegas that left at least 58 people dead and more than 500 wounded,…
Americans Hopeful This Will Be Last Mass Shooting Before They Stop On Their Own For No Reason
WASHINGTON—Expressing a sense of guarded optimism that the latest incident of gun violence that left 58 dead and 500…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
LAS VEGAS—In the hours following a violent rampage in Las Vegas in which a lone attacker killed more than 50…
Warning On Police Body Camera Footage Cautions Viewer They About To See Pretty Much Exactly What They’d Expect
KANSAS CITY, MO—Providing a brief warning before the footage began playing, several lines of text that preceded a…
Rahm Emanuel Concerned Gun Violence Could Spread To Parts Of City He Gives Shit About
CHICAGO— Speaking with members of his staff in private Monday after receiving the most recent municipal crime…