May 31 2000
BOULDER, CO–Shock and disbelief were the prevailing reactions Monday, when pizza-delivery guy Lyle Kelso, 24,…
May 31 2000
WASHINGTON, DC–In a 4 a.m. speech at the group's annual convention Sunday, North American Raccoon Federation…
May 31 2000
PAWTUCKET, RI–For no apparent reason, Pawtucket resident Estelle Scheide, 53, apologized to houseguests Tuesday for…
May 31 2000
FREDERICK, MD–A Pavlovian response mechanism was triggered in Jamie Bolz Monday, when the 5-year-old reflexively…
May 31 2000
CHICAGO–A conversation with his boss set Latham, Towson & Green marketing executive Alex Henkel back an hour Monday.…
May 31 2000
CAMBRIDGE, MA–A team of MIT physicists announced Monday that they have successfully split the smithereen, heretofore…
May 31 2000
ATLANTA–Seeking to break the tension and inform others that he was in the bathroom, Barnes & Noble men's-room- stall…
May 31 2000
LISBON, PORTUGAL–President Clinton deplaned from Air Force One excited and thrilled Monday following a fun plane…
May 31 2000
Last week, it was reported that federal investigators carrying fake law-enforcement credentials were able to…
May 31 2000
Hey, Jeanketeers, remember in my last column, how I said I was going to tell hubby Rick about my decision to retire…
May 31 2000
My considerable ire was raised yet again this past week when I was subjected to the ignominy of an intrusion on my…
May 31 2000
We're all adults here. Can we please conduct this U.N. tribunal without stooping to using that loaded, pejorative…
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On May24, the U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill granting China permanent favorable trade status. What are…
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MENOMONEE FALLS, WI–Chris Knopecke, a senior at Menomonee Falls High School, declared the University of Wisconsin at…
May 31 2000
BETHPAGE, NY–Preparing for the arrival of dinner date Amanda Raskin, area resident Randy Thaler conducted a thorough…