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Vol 37 Issue 03

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People

Irish Wake A Blur

Diners Slightly Unnerved That Waitress Didn't Write Down Order

Annoying Coworker Precedes All Nouns With 'Quite The'

Running Back's Buttocks Undulate Hypnotically In Sexuality-Challenging Slow-Motion Replay

Celebrity Couples Are Breaking Up!

Rock's First Billionaire

Horoscope for the week of January 31, 2001

This Mug Exaggerates My Grandfathering Skills To An Embarrassing Degree

New Candy Bar Sizes

American Voices

American Voices

Hillary In 2004?

Finest Opera Singer Of Her Generation Unknown By Her Generation

Germs Depicted With Menacing Little Faces

Area Man Proudly Accepts Exit-Row Responsibilities

Janice To Register Three; Janice To Register Three

Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities

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