Jul 14 2004
CARY, NC—Arthur Hollis, 8, delivered a heartfelt apology to his favorite, most-special teddy bear, Raymond, after…
Jul 14 2004
SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—The inconsiderate residents of the apartment above Jim Bracker, 23, woke him from a sound…
Jul 14 2004
TULSA, OK—University of Tulsa sophomore Ben Stoll was gracious enough to sleep with third-year law student Rosie…
Jul 14 2004
ANN ARBOR, MI—The University of Michigan has become the 17th institution of higher learning to be implicated in the…
Jul 14 2004
Jul 14 2004
While Iran did free the British sailors it detained last month, the country is still threatening to restart its…
Jul 14 2004
Jul 14 2004
Jul 14 2004
X2 come out last year. Spider-Man 2 come out last month. Both great sequels to great movies about Hulk friends. Hulk…
Jul 14 2004
Jul 14 2004
CHICAGO, IL—In spite of billions of dollars spent and decades of research, scientists at the University of Chicago…
Jul 14 2004
WASHINGTON, DC—Secret Service agent Martin Bowhan was unable to explain to his direct superior how Electrolux sales…
Jul 14 2004
LOS ANGELES—Sources close to Bill Maher report that the comedian and host of HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher spent…
Jul 14 2004
Jul 14 2004
INDIANAPOLIS, IN—The recent murders of six serial killers have shaken the serial-killer community to its core,…
Jul 14 2004
Hey, have any of you guys ever tried mourning? Like, after someone close to you passes away? Oh my God, you have to.…