9/11 Families Upset Over New Remains
Families of the victims of 9/11 are angry as new remains—including wallets, clothing, and bones—were discovered at…
Mills: McCartney Abusive
Paul McCartney is denying allegations from estranged wife Heather Mills that he was often drunk, high, and violent.…
Indonesian Mother Sews Halloween Costumes For 60,000 Children
PONTIANAK—Indonesian factory worker Weninng Panggi is keeping busy in the weeks leading up to Halloween by sewing…
Lou Piniella's First Big Move As Cubs Manager Is To Resign
CHICAGO—During his formal introduction as Cubs manager Tuesday, Lou Piniella announced that his first and only…
Larry Coker Fights For His Job By Swinging Helmet At Athletic Director, Chancellor
CORAL GABLES, FL—University of Miami head football coach Larry Coker, afraid of being scapegoated and fired in the wake…
Hideki Matsui Unable To Grasp Translator's Explanation Of Where Cory Lidle Is
NEW YORK—Hideki Matsui's interpreter Roger Kahlon has been unable explain to the Yankees' Japanese-speaking left…
Madonna's Adoption Flak
Critics of Madonna's decision to adopt a Malawian orphan are accusing the pop star of choosing the child like one would…
Zdeno Chara Out Two To Three Periods With Fractured Skull, Broken Leg
BOSTON—Team doctors announced that Bruins defenseman Zdeno Chara was cleared to return to the ice for the third period…
Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth Of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss
SAN ANTONIO—Star Spurs center Tim Duncan has issued a public apology for his "unacceptable, inexcusable behavior" last…
Fake Degrees In Government
It was reported last week that at least 135 employees of the White House and NSA purchased fake college degrees from…