Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie
LOS ANGELES—Actor Ben Affleck, best known for his role in the 2003 film Daredevil, told reporters Monday he would…
Minimum-Wage Hike Celebrated With Name-Brand Ketchup
WASHINGTON, DC—Two weeks after the hourly federal minimum wage was raised from $5.15 to $5.85, families across the…
Teen's Eulogy Mostly Nickelback Lyrics
FORT WAYNE, IN—A eulogy delivered at St. John's Church yesterday by Joshua Gable, 16, for his late friend Darren Hall,…
Call To Outlaw Texting While Driving
According to a new poll, 89 percent of Americans questioned believe that text-messaging while driving should be against…
Report: Browns Hoped Quinn Would Hold Out For Months
CLEVELAND—Rookie quarterback Brady Quinn agreed to a five-year deal worth $20.2 million, including $7.75 million in…
Beckham An Inspiration To Children Who Never Get Put In Game
LOS ANGELES—Whether intently watching the on-field action or waving to his family in the stands, David Beckham's…
New Lion Tamer Shocked By Vast Amount Of Paperwork
BARABOO, WI—Traveling circus performer Scott Mueller, who said he has dreamed of becoming a lion tamer since childhood,…
Juan Pierre's 72-Game Hitting Streak Lost Amid Recent Flurry Of Baseball Milestones
LOS ANGELES—In a weekend that saw Alex Rodriguez hit his 500th home run, Tom Glavine notch his 300th win, and Barry…
Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed
Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive's extremely popular video game series, will be…
Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade
GRAND PLAINS, NE—A tight-knit rural Midwestern farming community commemorated the demonization of homosexuality Sunday…
Report: Iran Less Than 10 Years Away From 2016
WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric…
Murdoch Buying Dow Jones
After years of planning and negotiation, media mogul Rupert Murdoch will be buying Dow Jones and The Wall Street Journal…
Everyone Should Own A Gun For Protection And Possibly For Suicide
For as long as I can remember, our Second Amendment right to own firearms has been under attack. Opponents say having…