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Vol 44 Issue 05

New Video Game Tied To Rash Of Head Explosions

2/11/08 12:00AM

Nation Demands Easier Instructions

2/10/08 12:00AM

U.S. Department Of Over-Analysis Issues Rambling, Inconclusive Report

2/08/08 12:00AM

North Korean Spy Satellite Aimed At Area Man's Wide-Screen TV

2/07/08 12:00AM

The Roast of Ahmadinejad

What's In Our Seven-Layer Dip?

2/06/08 12:00AM

Coworker Brings Vigilante Justice To Break Room

2/06/08 12:00AM

Lego Turns 50

2/06/08 12:00AM

Duck Call Receives Overwhelming Response

2/05/08 12:00AM

Milla Jovovich Inducted Into Basic Cable Hall of Fame

Depressed Cow Eats Entire Haystack

2/04/08 12:00AM

American Voices

American Voices

Spy Satellite Going To Crash

2/04/08 12:00AM

Jewish Elders Lift 6,000-Year Ham Ban

2/03/08 12:00AM

Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man

2/02/08 12:00AM

Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak

2/02/08 12:00AM

Report: Netflix Has Received Red Dwarf Series Three: Disc Two

2/01/08 12:00AM

American Voices

American Voices

Starbucks Closing Stores

2/01/08 12:00AM

Mattress Store Experiments With Non-Blowout Sale

2/01/08 12:00AM

Control Of Anecdote Wrested From Boyfriend

2/01/08 12:00AM

One Man's Brave Battle Against Stuffing His Fat Face With Fruit Pies

2/01/08 12:00AM

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