Lego Turns 50
The Lego, invented by a Danish toy manufacturer, turned 50 last week. Here are some highlights from the history of this…
Milla Jovovich Inducted Into Basic Cable Hall of Fame
CINCINNATI—Screen star Milla Jovovich, famed for her work in Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and The Fifth…
Spy Satellite Going To Crash
An American spy satellite launched in 2006 has lost power and expected to fall to Earth in late February or early…
Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak
CARSON CITY, NV—Looking out his window as the cars zoom by and a jet plane rumbles overhead, 87-year-old Hank Fletcher…
Starbucks Closing Stores
After posting the weakest sales period in the company's history, Starbucks announced that it would be closing 100…
Mattress Store Experiments With Non-Blowout Sale
RICHMOND, VA—In a radical departure from its established tradition of total liquidation extravaganzas, Northside…
Control Of Anecdote Wrested From Boyfriend
NASHVILLE—In what onlookers described as an epic war for conversational dominance, girlfriend Amy Soisson, 28, clawed,…