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Vol 44 Issue 37

Gadgets

9/15/08 12:00PM

The Week In Review

9/15/08 12:00AM

New Wolverines Mascot Savagely Mauls Star Player

9/15/08 12:00AM

Minister Constantly Mentions Teenage Son's Virginity

9/14/08 12:00AM

Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She's Currently In

Bakery Closing Nets Man Ton Of Free Eclairs

9/13/08 12:00AM

Inside Obama's Emails

9/12/08 12:20PM

McCain's Energy Plan Emphasizes Elbow Grease, Sleeve-Rolling-Up

Another Small Town With Fucked-Up Shit Beneath The Surface

American Voices

American Voices

Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Plastic Surgeon Shows Off Collection Of Famous Nose Cartilage

9/12/08 12:00AM

Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future

9/11/08 12:30PM

Nation Hit Hard

Bored Man To Participate In 2,200 Mile Bike Race

Female Fans Out For Season With Tom Brady's Knee Injury

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Mets Invite Phillies Back To Shea Stadium For A Nightcap

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Chinese Womens' Paralympic Team Under Investigation For Having Arms, Legs

Notable Sports Injuries

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

ESPN Holds ‘SportsCenter’ Of Silence For Tom Brady

Keys To The Matchup

Keys To The Matchup

Michigan at Notre Dame

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