Digital TV Conversion Delayed
Congress voted to move the conversion to digital television from Feb. 17 to June 12 because of a shortage of government…
Per Tradition, Ex-Presidents Watch Obamas Christen White House Bed
WASHINGTON—Honoring one of the longest-standing rituals in American history, former presidents Jimmy Carter, George…
Years Of Networking, Glad-Handing Sabotaged By Coworker's Good Idea
SEATTLE—After devoting nearly a decade of his life to brown-nosing and back-scratching every person who might have the…
Annoying Stickler Insists On Every Detail Of Space Mission Being Exactly Right
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL— Moments after having their shuttle launch delayed, Discovery astronauts complained once again…
Most-Wanted Nazi Believed Dead In Cairo
News reports suggest Aribert Heim, a Nazi war criminal known as Dr. Death, died in Cairo in 1992. What do you think?
Dad Tests Limits Of Cheesecake Factory Vibrating Pager
DENVER—After receiving the device intended to alert him when his family's table at the Cheesecake Factory was ready,…
Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now
Dear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now,
NBC Analyst Mike Holmgren Crawls Under Desk After Seeing Own Shadow
TAMPA BAY, FL—Seasonal prognosticator of all seasonal prognosticators Mike Holmgren, commonly known as "San Fran Mike,"…
Super Bowl XLIII Highlights
Every person in capacity-filled stadium refuses to make eye contact with Jennifer Hudson