World's 467,357th-Ranked Tennis Player Working On Serving Overhand
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—During a practice match at the Riviera Golf and Tennis Club with his wife, Gail, Tuesday,…
Injured Manu Ginobili Only Flopping At 85%
SAN ANTONIO—Having returned Tuesday after missing 19 games with an ankle injury, Spurs guard Manu Ginobili expressed…
Cubs To Continue Tradition Of Playing Baseball
CHICAGO—The Chicago Cubs, an Illinois-based Major League Baseball club, has continued its rich tradition of sending…
Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon
LAKE WOBEGON, MN—Though local residents insist it has been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, MN, their hometown out on the…
White College Player Does Hair Before Game
DETROIT—Before playing in all of his games, North Carolina forward Tyler Hansbrough makes sure to look his most rakish…
Study Finds Paint Aisle At Lowe's Best Place To Have Complete Meltdown
AUSTIN, TX—According to a study published Monday in the Journal Of Mental Health, the paint department inside a Lowe's…
Let's Go See The New Nicolas Cage Movie!
Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for? A movie. I, like any regular non-famous person, work my buns off Monday through…
Hush Falls Over Prison Population As Madoff Stabs Cellmate In Throat
NEW YORK—Witnesses reported that a tense, grim silence fell over the cafeteria of the Metropolitan Correctional Center…
'ER’ Draws To Close
After 15 years, the NBC hospital drama ER is coming to an end tonight. What do you think?
Great Comebacks From Injury
Tiger Woods recently returned from knee surgery and resumed his domination of golf by beating Sean O'Hair at the Arnold…