Wal-Mart To Employ 80,000 Iraq War Veterans As Greeters
Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab
Harry Potter and Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a cab while trying to avoid fans in New York City. What do you think?
Brandon Phillips Nibbling On Pretzels While In Field
CINCINNATI—Claiming he just needed "a little something to nibble on," Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips brought out a glove full of miniature Rold Gold pretzels as a "between-pitches snack" during Tuesday night's game against the Braves. "Let's get 'em, guys," said Phillips, who perfectly timed his crunching with…
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees
ROCKVILLE, MD—Local resident Alan Bower's particular brand of sardonic, no-holds-barred commentary about everything around him has firmly established the 31-year-old policy writer as an absolutely terrible person who is always ready to crack a joke, sources reported Monday.
Milton Bradley To Give Every Second Out Ball To Fans So He Doesn't Look Like An Idiot
CHICAGO—Since catching a one-out fly ball and prematurely giving it to a fan during Friday's loss to the Minnesota Twins, Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has vowed to continue the practice, claiming that it's his "new thing." "Um, giving fans baseballs with two outs and runners on base is something I've always…
Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners
President Obama signed a memo that expanded benefits to domestic partners of federal employees, including same-sex couples. What do you think?
Investigators Determine Air France Disaster Caused By Plane Crash
PARIS—After more than two weeks of analyzing flight records, cockpit radio transmissions, and floating ocean debris, investigators determined Thursday that the tragic events of Air France Flight 447 were in all likelihood caused by a "giant plane crash."
Kung Fudge! We Lost Another Great Actor!
Item! It always breaks my heart to be the one to deliver news like this, but Kung Fu and Shane: The Series star and acting legend Davy Caradine died in a hotel in Bangkok. This is a tragedy for those of us who were hoping he would make a television comeback with Shane: 2021, but it's doubly tragic because it was so…
Human Trafficking On The Rise
The global recession has led to an increase in the number of people victimized by forced labor and sex slavery. What do you think?
Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship With Luke Walton On Team
ORLANDO, FL—With the Lakers' 99-86 victory over the Magic in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Kobe Bryant silenced critics by achieving what most had thought impossible: winning an NBA title with Luke Walton on his team.
Letterman Apologizes To Palin
Talk show host David Letterman apologized to Alaska governor Sarah Palin for insinuating her daughter was impregnated at a New York Yankees game. What do you think?
