Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab
Harry Potter and Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a cab while trying to avoid fans in New York City. What do yo…
Brandon Phillips Nibbling On Pretzels While In Field
CINCINNATI—Claiming he just needed "a little something to nibble on," Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips brought out…
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees
ROCKVILLE, MD—Local resident Alan Bower's particular brand of sardonic, no-holds-barred commentary about everything…
Milton Bradley To Give Every Second Out Ball To Fans So He Doesn't Look Like An Idiot
CHICAGO—Since catching a one-out fly ball and prematurely giving it to a fan during Friday's loss to the Minnesota…
Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners
President Obama signed a memo that expanded benefits to domestic partners of federal employees, including same-sex…
Investigators Determine Air France Disaster Caused By Plane Crash
PARIS—After more than two weeks of analyzing flight records, cockpit radio transmissions, and floating ocean debris,…
Kung Fudge! We Lost Another Great Actor!
Item! It always breaks my heart to be the one to deliver news like this, but Kung Fu and Shane: The Series star and…
Human Trafficking On The Rise
The global recession has led to an increase in the number of people victimized by forced labor and sex slavery. What do …
Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship With Luke Walton On Team
ORLANDO, FL—With the Lakers' 99-86 victory over the Magic in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Kobe Bryant silenced critics by…
Letterman Apologizes To Palin
Talk show host David Letterman apologized to Alaska governor Sarah Palin for insinuating her daughter was impregnated…