NFL Considers Building Second Stadium
NEW YORK—NFL spokesman Greg Aiello announced Monday that, after years of deliberation, NFL team owners will vote on the…
Brady Quinn Hasn't Heard That Name In Ages
DENVER—Upon overhearing visitors to the Broncos training facility inquire about third-string quarterback Brady Quinn, a…
Report: 3 Players In NFL Currently Do Not Have Concussions
NEW YORK—According to Friday's official injury report, there are only three players in the National Football League not…
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding…
Man Attends 25-Year Nursery School Reunion
LA GRANGE, IL—Area man Brian Classon attended his 25-year nursery school reunion on Friday and told reporters he had a…
Porn Star's HIV Status Causes Production Delays
An adult film actor's positive HIV test led porn producers Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures to halt filming…
Girardi Unsure If CC Sabathia Can Walk Out To Mound On 3 Days' Rest
NEW YORK—Yankees manager Joe Girardi admitted to reporters Wednesday that he still had doubts that starter CC Sabathia…
Miami Heat Website Going With Picture Of LeBron James Today
MIAMI—After much deliberation, members of the MiamiHeat.com web team decided today that the featured homepage image…
Brett Favre's Troubled Past
Though undeniably talented, Brett Favre has made a habit of getting into strange situations. We look at some of his…
I'm Afraid We Will Never Win In Afghanistan Unless Central Command Gets A Pinball Machine
As anyone who has been following the news recently can attest, there is very little positive that can be said about the…
Report: Crooked Border Guards Planting Illegal Immigrants In Cars
WASHINGTON—A federal probe revealed Friday that at least six U.S. border guards have been caught on tape attempting to…
Scandinavians Tops In Gender Equality
Four Nordic countries, including Iceland, Norway, Finland, and Sweden, topped a recent survey ranking nations for…