Area Dad Figures He's Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Around Before Son Gains Ability To Form Long-Term MemoriesĀ 

LIVERMORE, CAā€”Judging by his 18-month-old son's recent cognitive developments, local father Ryan Hardell figures he has about three more months to get drunk, curse, and make cruel jokes before the child begins forming long-term memories.Ā "It's pretty great not having to second-guess whether the shit I'm doing isā€¦

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