Coast Guard Sinks Vacant Ship
The U.S. Coast Guard used cannon fire to sink the 164-foot Ryou-Un Maru, a Japanese "ghost ship" set adrift by the…
Yahoo! Lays Off 14% Of Workforce
Internet giant Yahoo! announced it would lay off 2,000 workers in order to save $375 million annually. What do you…
Cambodian Antiquity To Be Seized
FBI agents moved to impound a statue from the auction house Sotheby's after Cambodian officials claimed it was looted…
Phil Grayson
Phil Grayson celebrated 15 years of manning the old glory hole in the South Royalton Rest Area men’s room.
Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home
BEIJING—Following an independent audit that uncovered major labor violations in Chinese factories responsible for…
Conservatives Believe In Science Less
A new study published in the American Sociological Review found today’s conservatives have less trust in science than…
Obama Signs Bill Banning Congressional Insider Trading
Following a prayer breakfast this morning, President Obama signed into law a bill prohibiting members of Congress and…
Backup Health Care Plan Involves Nation Sharing One Big Jar Of Ointment
WASHINGTON—In the event the Supreme Court strikes down the president's health care law, the Obama administration has…
Busy Romney Sorry He Missed Nation's Piano Recital
WASHINGTON—Speaking at a press conference on behalf of presidential candidate Mitt Romney, campaign spokeswoman Andrea…
Republicans Lose Ground With Women
Due in part to GOP-backed policies limiting birth-control access, President Barack Obama has an 18-point lead against…
Echolocation
"In most cases, the dolphins succeeded in finding land mines only when we placed them directly on top of the mines." -…
Gerald Carnes
Gerald Carnes whipped out his jumper cables and started the car of Jennifer Barrett while reassuring her that it was…
Flying Car A Reality
Massachusetts-based company Terrafugia Inc. announced it has completed a test flight of its flying car prototype and…
Manny Ramirez Trying To Train Birds To Carry His Pop Fly Balls Over Fence
OAKLAND, CA—In an apparent attempt to keep himself relevant this season after a year off and a 50-game suspension to…
Totally Predictable Ending To Wild NCAA Tournament Prepares Student-Athletes For The Rest Of Their Miserable, Ho-Hum Lives
NEW ORLEANS—After the usual exciting upsets, Cinderella stories, and unlikely triumphs that make up the NCAA men's…
Florida Police Warn Public Against Taking Law Into Own Hands Unless It’s That Law Specifically Designed For You To Do That
SANFORD, FL—Amidst the controversy surrounding the recent shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, the Sanford…
Major Obama Donor Accused Of Fraud
Abake Assongba, a New York woman who with her husband contributed $50,000 to the Obama campaign, is accused of…