David Koch
Multibillionaire industrialist and archconservative David Koch gave $7 million to the PBS show Nova.
Disastrous Ad Campaign Appeals To Basic Human Intelligence
LOS ANGELES—A new low was hit in advertising Thursday when an ad campaign appealing to basic human logic and…
Ashley Hamilton
Sales executive Ashley Hamilton listened to a voicemail from her mom all
the way through.
Wedding DJ Finally Gets The Chance To Listen To Some Black Eyed Peas On His Own Time
HAVERHILL, MA—Finding himself with an unexpected weekend off during the height of his busiest season, wedding DJ and…
Disney World Visitors Contract Mystery Illness
Since June, several dozen visitors to Walt Disney World’s Wild Africa Trek in Florida have been sickened by an unknown…
Nation's Moms On Olympic Opening Ceremony: 'Buckle The Fuck Up, It's Going To Be A Wild-Ass Ride'
DES MOINES, IA—Sitting down on their living room couches Friday after running a few household errands, mothers across…
Trivial Pursuit Game Reveals Man Lacks Knowledge Of Basic Social Skills
DENVER—According to sources who played Trivial Pursuit with local man Derek Watkins last night, the hour-long…
Justin Upton
Numerous teams are considering a trade for Arizona Diamondbacks slugger Justin Upton. Is he any good?
Computer Virus May Be Blasting AC/DC In Iran
A new computer virus that targets Iran’s nuclear facilities is believed to be causing AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” to blast…
Terry Molin
Terry Molin, 3, didn’t have a swim diaper on like he was supposed to at Crawdaddy Cove Water Park, but he didn’t have…