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Vol 48 Issue 30

Curly Fry Inventor Strikes Out With Curly Veal

7/31/12 10:00PM

The Week In Pictures

7/30/12 10:40AM

The Hell You Are Wearing That

David Koch

Disastrous Ad Campaign Appeals To Basic Human Intelligence

Ashley Hamilton

Wedding DJ Finally Gets The Chance To Listen To Some Black Eyed Peas On His Own Time

American Voices

American Voices

Disney World Visitors Contract Mystery Illness

London Opening Ceremonies End With Traditional Lighting Of Olympic Stadium

7/27/12 12:50PM

Queen Elizabeth To Think Mainly About Her Approaching Death Throughout Olympics Ceremony

7/27/12 12:45PM

Nation's Moms On Olympic Opening Ceremony: 'Buckle The Fuck Up, It's Going To Be A Wild-Ass Ride'

7/27/12 12:35PM

Pawn Stars

7/27/12 12:25PM

Harness The Power Of Rubbing Your Temples

7/27/12 11:45AM

Trivial Pursuit Game Reveals Man Lacks Knowledge Of Basic Social Skills

7/27/12 11:00AM

Strongside/Weakside

Strongside/Weakside

Justin Upton

7/27/12 10:15AM

American Voices

American Voices

Computer Virus May Be Blasting AC/DC In Iran

7/27/12 10:00AM

Attempted Murderer Gave It His Best Shot

Fucking Oasis To Probably Be Worked Into Olympics Opening Ceremony

7/26/12 11:00PM

Terry Molin

American Voices

American Voices

Connecticut Governor Pardons Lobster

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