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Vol 49 Issue 49

The Week In Pictures – Week Of December 9, 2013

12/09/13 9:14AM

Keys To The Matchup

Keys To The Matchup

Saints vs. Panthers

12/08/13 1:00PM

Onion Sports’ NFL Week 14 Picks

12/06/13 3:45PM

Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna

12/06/13 3:15PM

Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare Is Losing A Child To Gorchul, The Dark Sorcerer Of Time

12/06/13 1:40PM

New Attractive Person Comes To Nation’s Attention

12/06/13 12:05PM

Roger Goodell Carefully Considering Every Comment On NFL.com Message Boards

12/06/13 11:32AM

EA Releases Alternate ‘Madden 25’ Cover Featuring Brett Favre’s Penis

12/06/13 10:18AM

American Voices

American Voices

Lawsuit Seeks Human Rights For Chimps

12/06/13 8:01AM

American Voices

American Voices

NSA Tracking Locations Of Millions Of Cell Phones

12/05/13 4:52PM

Nelson Mandela Becomes First Politician To Be Missed

12/05/13 4:15PM

Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic

12/05/13 1:53PM

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

New, More Realistic ‘NFL Play 60’ Campaign Encourages Kids To Be Active For 60 Seconds A Week

12/05/13 1:38PM

This Is My Favorite Time Of Year Because I’m Sexually Aroused By Toy Soldier Makeup

12/05/13 12:38PM

New Google Streep View To Provide Panoramic Imagery Of Meryl Streep

12/05/13 11:30AM

Generous Military Sends $800 In Disability To Man Who Wakes Up Screaming Every Night

12/05/13 10:31AM

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males

12/05/13 9:52AM

Top-Selling Parenting Books

12/05/13 9:49AM

American Voices

American Voices

Study: Male, Female Brains Wired Differently

12/04/13 5:16PM

Pretty Obvious Which Sibling Going To Have To Deal With All The Nursing Home Stuff

12/04/13 3:18PM

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