NEW YORK—Several new reports indicate CBS producers are just assuming that NFL Today analyst Shannon Sharpe is doing…

INDIANAPOLIS—While watching the NFL playoffs Saturday, local man Steve Gordon, who barely moved for five straight…

A study has found that a group of 16 major food companies including Kraft and Coca-Cola cut a total of 6.4 trillion…

Listen, son, I know it might seem like I’m a little tough on you at times. Obviously nobody wants to have their dad…

NEW YORK—As three maintenance workers lugged the corpse of an unidentified man off the tracks ahead, Brooklyn-bound…

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Having driven to Virginia Beach to visit his sister for a brief vacation, fast food consumer and…

BISMARCK, ND—Nine-year-old pee-wee hockey player Connor Griffin confirmed Thursday that he wishes his dad cared…

A new study by advertising research firm Communicus found that 4 in 5 commercials that air during the Super Bowl…

LINCOLN, NE—Midway through her 9 a.m. Intro to American Literature course Thursday, University of Nebraska-Lincoln…

Scrapping the plan to bring the International Space Station down to earth in 2020, the Obama administration has…

WASHINGTON—Following revelations this week that staffers under New Jersey Governor Chris Christie manipulated…

I must admit, the past two days have been the most humbling of my entire career. I was shocked and disgusted to…

LACONIA, NH—Saying that the experience has been highly detrimental to his development as a happy, healthy, and…

Onion Sports examines the most awful teams throughout the history of athletic competition.

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To prevent attacks on beachgoers, Australian government researchers have tagged 338 sharks with transmitters that…

EAST GARDEN CITY, NY—Speculating that he probably believes he looks all cool in his hip little outfit, patrons at…