It’s Tough Sometimes Being Considered The Most Important Songwriter Of The 20th Century

Over the course of my 40-year career, I’ve come to recognize the true impact my music has had on people. Strangers come up to me all the time to say what an honor it is to meet me, how the first album they ever bought was Sweet Baby James, or that “Sarah Maria” is their favorite song. They’ll ask about the process of…

Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext

LOUISVILLE, KY—Pointing out multiple visual and diegetic cues that seem to suggest the character is running behind schedule, cunning 25-year-old movie watcher Alex Midthun told reporters Thursday that he can tell the protagonist of the film he is currently watching must be late for something. “It’s all implied beneath…