Obese Americans Get Less Than 4 Hours Of Exercise Per Year
According to a new study from researchers at the University of Alabama, the average obese American gets fewer than 4…
Academy To Give Runners-Up Detailed Progress Reports Outlining Where Stars Can Improve
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to provide personalized feedback so that all Oscar nominees can strengthen their performance…
Oscars Attendees Cower In Awe As Disembodied, All-Knowing Voice Proclaims Information About Nominees
LOS ANGELES—Frozen in dread and astonishment as its sonorous pronouncements filled the Dolby Theatre auditorium Sunday…
Months Of Painstaking Practice Critiquing Celebrity Fashion Comes Down To This For Area Woman
RIO RANCHO, NM—Leaning in anxiously toward her television Sunday as the 86th Academy Awards pre-show coverage began,…
National Milk Industry Drops "Got Milk"
Two decades after launching it's famous "Got Milk" campaign featuring celebrities with milk mustaches, the national…
Political Cartoonist’s Wife Finds Disturbing Nude Drawings Of Uncle Sam
ALEXANDRIA, VA—While looking through a drawer in her husband’s desk Friday, a shocked Gwen Royer, wife of Nast…
Stripper Surprised She Only Talked To 2 Homicide Detectives Today
NASHVILLE, TN—After finishing her last performance of the night at local topless bar the Treasure Chest, exotic dancer…
How Oscar Winners Are Selected
Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences have until Tuesday, Feb. 25 to cast their Oscar ballots.…
Study: ‘Tetris’ Can Help Curb Food, Cigarette Cravings
According to a new study, playing Tetris can help curb cravings for food, cigarettes, alcohol, and other temptations by…
FDA Proposes Altering Nutrition Labels
The FDA is proposing significant changes to nutrition labels on food packaging, such as emphasizing calorie count by…
Modern Science Still Only Able To Predict One Upcoming Tetris Block
CAMBRIDGE, MA—During a press conference Thursday at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, leading members of the…
Tips For Troubleshooting Your Computer
Even the most experienced user can run into error messages, software crashes, hardware malfunctions, and other issues…
Coach Pretty Sure Heated Locker Room Dispute Over Unpaid Gambling Debts Will Work Itself Out
CHARLOTTE, NC—Stressing that there is “probably no need to get involved,” Charlotte Bobcats head coach Steve Clifford…