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America's Finest News Source.

America's Finest News Source.

Vol 50 Issue 25

Jun 30 2014

News in Brief6/30/14

Child Pleads Case For Why Family Rabbit Should Be Named Aunt Susan

News in Brief6/30/14

Child Pleads Case For Why Family Rabbit Should Be Named Aunt Susan

Jun 30 2014

American Voices6/30/14

American Voices6/30/14

Oldest Human Poop Discovered In Spain

Jun 27 2014

News in Brief6/27/14

Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again

News in Brief6/27/14

Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again

Jun 27 2014

News in Brief6/27/14

New Pfizer Breakthrough Miraculously Extends Lifespan Of Near-Death Patents

News in Brief6/27/14

New Pfizer Breakthrough Miraculously Extends Lifespan Of Near-Death Patents

Jun 27 2014

American Voices6/27/14

American Voices6/27/14

Study: Women Who Give Birth Later Live Longer

Jun 27 2014

Infographic6/27/14

Most Popular Fitness Trends

Infographic6/27/14

Most Popular Fitness Trends

Jun 27 2014

Photo Finish6/27/14

World Cup Referee Accidentally Grabs Stack Of Hundreds Instead Of Yellow Card

Photo Finish6/27/14

World Cup Referee Accidentally Grabs Stack Of Hundreds Instead Of Yellow Card

Jun 26 2014

American Voices6/26/14

American Voices6/26/14

Supreme Court: Police Need Warrant To Search Cell Phones

Jun 26 2014

Astronomers Discover Massive Asteroid That Could Wipe Out Life On Earth, Force Nordstrom Out Of Business

Astronomers Discover Massive Asteroid That Could Wipe Out Life On Earth, Force Nordstrom Out Of Business

Jun 26 2014

American Voices6/26/14

American Voices6/26/14

‘The Lion King’ Turns 20

Jun 26 2014

News in Brief6/26/14

Conversations Pretty Limited When Friend Not In Midst Of Crisis

News in Brief6/26/14

Conversations Pretty Limited When Friend Not In Midst Of Crisis

Jun 26 2014

Infographic6/26/14

The Pros And Cons Of Natural Childbirth

Infographic6/26/14

The Pros And Cons Of Natural Childbirth

Jun 26 2014

Sports News In Brief6/26/14

Goalkeeper Announces Plans To Frantically Wave And Yell At Teammates Before Corner Kicks

Sports News In Brief6/26/14

Goalkeeper Announces Plans To Frantically Wave And Yell At Teammates Before Corner Kicks

Jun 26 2014

Do You Believe Animals Should Have The Same Rights As Humans?

Jun 25 2014

American Voices6/25/14

American Voices6/25/14

Facebook Bans Sale Of ISIS Clothing

Jun 25 2014

Infographic6/25/14

What The Average Funeral Costs

Infographic6/25/14

What The Average Funeral Costs

Jun 25 2014

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything

Jun 25 2014

News in Brief6/25/14

FDA Recalls Food

News in Brief6/25/14

FDA Recalls Food

Jun 25 2014

American Voices6/25/14

American Voices6/25/14

Starbucks To Sell Handcrafted Sodas

Jun 25 2014

Sports News In Brief6/25/14

Indifferent Jazz Just Ask NBA To Draft Them A Forward

Sports News In Brief6/25/14

Indifferent Jazz Just Ask NBA To Draft Them A Forward

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