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Vol 50 Issue 28

7/18/14

3:20 PM

Sports News In Brief7/18/14

Sports News In Brief7/18/14

BREAKING: Cavaliers Agree To Trade Andrew Wiggins, LeBron James For Kevin Love

7/18/14

3:15 PM

News in Brief7/18/14

News in Brief7/18/14

Report: Majority Of UFO Abductions Committed By Alien That Person Knows

7/18/14

2:45 PM

American Voices7/18/14

American Voices7/18/14

Snowden: NSA Agents Pass Around Nude Photos

7/18/14

2:20 PM

News in Brief7/18/14

News in Brief7/18/14

Palestinians Starting To Have Mixed Feelings About Being Used As Human Shields

7/18/14

1:50 PM

News In Photos7/18/14

News In Photos7/18/14

Palestinians Prepare For Massive Ground Invasion

7/18/14

10:30 AM

Onion Magazine7/18/14

Onion Magazine7/18/14

20 Businessmen Over 15 Inches

7/18/14

10:20 AM

News in Brief7/18/14

News in Brief7/18/14

Marriage Going To Be Hard To Go Back To On Monday

7/18/14

10:15 AM

Sports News In Brief7/18/14

Sports News In Brief7/18/14

Report: 76ers Have Enough Cap Space To Infuriate Fan Base

7/18/14

9:55 AM

American Voices7/18/14

American Voices7/18/14

KKK Recruiting Kids By Handing Out Candy

7/17/14

2:00 PM

News in Brief7/17/14

News in Brief7/17/14

Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Television

7/17/14

2:00 PM

American Voices7/17/14

American Voices7/17/14

Study: Sexy Facebook Profile Pics May Hurt Women At Work

7/17/14

1:50 PM

News in Brief7/17/14

News in Brief7/17/14

New Study Finds Most Of Earth’s Oxygen Used For Complaining

7/17/14

1:10 PM

News In Photos7/17/14

News In Photos7/17/14

Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

7/17/14

12:45 PM

News in Brief7/17/14

News in Brief7/17/14

God Pledges $5,000 For Cancer Research

7/17/14

12:15 PM

Statshot7/17/14

Statshot7/17/14

Why Are We Sending Our Food Back?

7/17/14

10:20 AM

Photo Finish7/17/14

Photo Finish7/17/14

Christoph Kramer Still In Brazil Celebrating Germany World Cup Win

7/17/14

10:20 AM

Everyone In Middle East Given Own Country In 317,000,000-State Solution

7/17/14

10:00 AM

News in Brief7/17/14

News in Brief7/17/14

Mom Starting To Fear Son’s Web Series Closest Thing She Will Have To Grandchild

7/17/14

9:35 AM

American Voices7/17/14

American Voices7/17/14

NASA: Humans Will Find Aliens Within Next 20 Years

7/16/14

5:00 PM

American Voices7/16/14

American Voices7/16/14

Marvel Announces Thor Will Now Be Represented As A Woman

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