Tylenol No Better Than Sugar Pills For Helping Back Pain
A new study has found that Tylenol is no more effective for treating back pain than placebo sugar pills. What do you…
Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor
ITHACA, NY—According to a study released this week by geneticists at Cornell University, substantial evidence indicates…
Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot
MCALESTER, OK—Shortly before administering a lethal injection to a prisoner sentenced to death by the state, Oklahoma…
Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets
WASHINGTON—Taking into account current market conditions, average 401K contributions, and forecasted cost of living…
Tips For Choosing A Good Babysitter
More mothers and fathers today are working full-time while raising kids, which means parents are increasingly turning…
Report: Countless Invasive Species Detained In EPA Black Sites
WASHINGTON—According to leaked documents obtained this week by members of the press, the Environmental Protection…
Study Finds Dogs Can Experience Jealousy
A new study has found that dogs are capable of experiencing feelings of jealously similar to those of humans. What do yo…
Comic-Con Holding First-Ever Transgender Panel
As part of an effort to raise awareness of transgender issues, San Diego Comic-Con will hold a panel called “Breaking…
Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags
WASHINGTON—Interrupting various stages of excessive public intimacy to address the general population, the nation’s…
Obama To Cut Costs By Packing Lunch Every Day For U.S. Populace
WASHINGTON—Calling it a sensible way to help Americans put aside a little extra money, President Barack Obama announced…
Rape Investigation Finds Star College Quarterback Has Got The Goods
‘He Can Make All The Throws And Has A Cannon For An Arm,’ Confirms Sexual Assault Inquiry
Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely
WASHINGTON—Admiring their mutual indifference toward Gazan civilians and families during the ongoing conflict, sources…
Couples Battling For Trendy 12/13/14 Wedding Date
In the latest instance of couples clamoring for a trendy wedding date, a new poll by David’s Bridal has revealed that…
How Your Amazon Order Reaches You
With more than 90,000 employees at 80 shipping warehouses around the globe, Amazon.com remains the world’s largest…
Israel: Palestinians Given Ample Time To Evacuate To Nearby Bombing Sites
JERUSALEM—In response to criticism surrounding the death toll during its ongoing incursion into Gaza, representatives…