Vol 50 Issue 39

CHESTER, KY—Expressing his fear that development would destroy the pristine and secluded location, area serial…

Archaeologists say they have discovered a dungeon that once imprisoned Vlad the Impaler, the medieval prince who is…

LOS ALTOS, CA—Having reached nearly 2 million downloads within its first month of release, the new smartphone app…

SPOKANE, WA—Grateful to have a couple of days free from his job responsibilities, sales representative Sam…

Onion Sports has expert analysis on which players to keep and which players to drop from your fantasy football…

NEW YORK—Saying that the proposal has already received support from each of the league’s 32 owners, NFL commissioner…

GROTON, CT—Touting the new offering’s full-bodied flavor and bold, fruit-forward bouquet, pharmaceutical giant…

Lionsgate has announced that the studio is partnering with Facebook to produce five short Twilight films exclusively…

VALLON-PONT-D’ARC, FRANCE—Saying the discovery sheds light on social dynamics dating as far back as 30,000 BC, an…

In the first marketing effort of its kind since Pfizer released the erectile dysfunction medication Viagra over 15…

SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—Despite spending as many as 80 hours a week at the office, local father Michael Henderson told…

MAPLE GROVE, MN—Saying that he didn’t think it was too much to ask, area father Joseph Sanborn, 48, reportedly told…

This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an…

BRIDGEPORT, CT—Explaining that while he spends some time approving various trades and making necessary point…

HOUSTON—Saying he no longer feels like just another face in the crowd, local seventh-grader Evan Christiano told…

CASTLE ROCK, CO—Nearly 45 years before he is to be appointed to the Supreme Court by the 51st president of the…

HAVERHILL, MA—Conveying their eagerness to dodge the possibility of any classroom role-playing exercises or featured…