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Oct 2 2014News in Brief10/2/14News in Brief10/2/14Workaholic Dad Misses Only One Or Two Accomplishments In Unimpressive Child’s Life
Oct 2 2014News in Brief10/2/14News in Brief10/2/14Area Dad Just Wants To Watch One 7-Hour Block Of Television Without Interruption
Oct 2 2014Sports News In Brief10/2/14Sports News In Brief10/2/14Fantasy League Commissioner’s Main Responsibility Is Coaxing Jake Into Giving A Shit
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Oct 2 2014News in Brief10/2/14News in Brief10/2/14Students Thankful Standardized Curriculum Sparing Them From Free-Spirited Teacher’s Antics
