A French village has imposed a ban on people wearing clown costumes this Halloween after pranksters dressed as scary…

WASHINGTON—Signaling an alarming and dangerous trend for the nation’s motorists, the U.S. Department of…

SAN JOSE, CA—With estimates ranging from “two marshmallows smushed together” to “the size of a basketball,”…

TACOMA, WA—Saying she’s ready to have some fun and meet somebody new, local single mother Denise Tripp told…

TUSCALOOSA, AL—Drawing widespread condemnation from fans and pundits alike, boosters from the University of Alabama…

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Joining niche dating websites like StarTrekDating.com and MulletPassions.com, the new dating website My420Mate.com…

According to a new study from researchers at the University of Montreal, men who had slept with 20 or more women…

CHICOPEE, MA—Recalling that the sight of his bride barely weakened his knees as he stood waiting at the altar, local…

DETROIT—Admitting that his hunch is entirely unsubstantiated, ESPN sportswriter Michael Rothstein reportedly…

PHOENIX—Acknowledging that it’s only a matter of time before his high-risk pursuits finally catch up to him, local…

After losing popularity with millennial consumers who are increasingly choosing Chipotle, McDonald’s unveiled its…

SAN FRANCISCO—Joyously celebrating after his hometown team defeated the Kansas City Royals to clinch the…

CHICAGO—Regretting his failure to take advantage of the perfect opportunity, local street harasser Jason Foster told…