Interpol Admits 89% Of Its Cases Involve Finding, Recovering The ‘Mona Lisa’

PARIS—Shortly after returning Leonardo da Vinci’s most famous portrait to its home at the Louvre for the second time this week, Interpol officials admitted Wednesday that a full 89 percent of its work involves locating and recovering the Mona Lisa. “When we’re not busy tracking down a burglar who has just stolen the …

Timberwolves’ Arena Staff Cleaning Up During Third Quarter So They Can Go Home Right At Buzzer

MINNEAPOLIS—Removing any filled trash bags from their receptacles and sweeping along the empty concourse, members of the Target Center custodial staff reportedly began cleaning up midway through the third quarter of Monday night’s game between the Minnesota Timberwolves and New Orleans Pelicans in hopes of leaving…

Architect Presents Obama With Generic Options For War Memorial That Could Work For Syria, Libya, Yemen

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that the commander-in-chief might want to get a head start on such a project soon, architect Owen Levin presented President Obama with generic options for a national memorial Tuesday that could feasibly honor an American war in Syria, Libya, or Yemen. “Our idea centers around a polished 30-foot…