News in BriefNews in BriefNew Statewide Education Standards Require Teachers To Forever Change Lives Of 30% Of Students8/07/15 10:22AM
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News in BriefNews in BriefFrustrated Debate Moderator Reminds Audience To Refrain From John Kasich Chants While Other Candidates Speaking8/06/15 8:00PM
News in BriefNews in BriefTrump Delivers Anecdote About Small Business Owner Who Isn’t Half The Man He Is8/06/15 7:30PM
News in BriefNews in BriefWinning Argument With Aging Parents Less Satisfying Than It Once Was8/06/15 4:50PM
News in BriefNews in BriefBobby Jindal Vows To Return America To Time When He Was Rising Republican Star8/06/15 4:13PM
Photo FinishPhoto FinishMarlins Players Enthusiastically Gather Around Stadium Exit After Walk-Off Home Run8/06/15 1:48PM
Sports News In BriefSports News In BriefPatriots Tired Of Jimmy Garoppolo Beginning Every Huddle With ‘This Is My Team Now’8/06/15 1:40PM
News in BriefNews in BriefNicaraguan Diplomat Drops Deadly Spider Onto John Kerry’s Blanket8/06/15 11:50AM
