Fox Producers Attempt To Tire Out Aggressive Candidates Before Debate By Letting Them Run Around Outside

DETROIT—Hoping the activity would help the presidential contenders burn off some excess energy, Fox News producers reportedly attempted to tire out the group of aggressive GOP candidates before Thursday’s debate by letting them run around outside. “You could tell they had a lot of pent-up energy, because after we…

GOP Statisticians Develop New Branch Of Math To Formulate Scenarios In Which Trump Doesn’t Win Nomination

WASHINGTON—In an effort to counter the real estate magnate’s rapidly growing lead in the delegate count, GOP statisticians announced Wednesday they had successfully developed an entirely new branch of mathematics for formulating scenarios in which Donald Trump does not win the Republican Party’s presidential…

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