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Vol 52 Issue 16

Tae Kwon Do Instructor Gets Little Thrill Out Of Pairing Off Completely Mismatched 8-Year-Olds

4/29/16 10:51AM

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

4/29/16 10:35AM

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Judge: Prince Had No Will

4/29/16 10:01AM

U.S. Census Report Finds Some Poor Fuck Named Kip

Crops Begin Emerging From Farmlands Across Nation As Monsanto CEO Slowly Raises Arms

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Weddings vs. Eloping

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Yale Keeps Protested Dorm Name

‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage

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Cruz Picks Fiorina As Potential VP

Ted Cruz Names This Fuckin’ Lady—Remember Her?—As VP Pick

Entire Meal Consumed While Testing If It Needs More Time In Microwave

4/28/16 12:17PM

EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain

4/28/16 12:03PM

Cubs Fans Cautiously Optimistic After Jake Arrieta Throws 8th No-Hitter, Team Scores Over 30 Runs For 12th Consecutive Game

New OSHA Regulations To Cut Down On Workplace Mutations

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Dogs Distressed By Hugging

Single Mother Working 3 Minimum-Wage Jobs Just Trying Not To Live In The Moment

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ISIS Documents Reveal Financial Strain

Report: Only 893,000 News Stories To Go Until 2016 Election Over

4/27/16 12:44PM

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters

4/27/16 11:45AM

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Pope Francis: Happiness Cannot Be ‘Downloaded’

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