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Vol 52 Issue 27

Jul 17 2016

News in Brief7/17/16

Trump Thinking Of Beginning RNC Speech With Sexist Tirade He Was Saving For Special Occasion

News in Brief7/17/16

Trump Thinking Of Beginning RNC Speech With Sexist Tirade He Was Saving For Special Occasion

Jul 16 2016

News in Brief7/16/16

GOP Establishment Relieved After Conventionally Abhorrent Beliefs Make Way Onto Presidential Ticket

News in Brief7/16/16

GOP Establishment Relieved After Conventionally Abhorrent Beliefs Make Way Onto Presidential Ticket

Jul 15 2016

News in Brief7/15/16

Humanity Hoping It Only Has To Put Up With Few More Millennia Of This Shit

News in Brief7/15/16

Humanity Hoping It Only Has To Put Up With Few More Millennia Of This Shit

Jul 15 2016

News in Brief7/15/16

‘People Are Inherently Good,’ World Halfheartedly Mutters

News in Brief7/15/16

‘People Are Inherently Good,’ World Halfheartedly Mutters

Jul 15 2016

American Voices7/15/16

American Voices7/15/16

FBI Ends Search For D.B. Cooper

Jul 15 2016

News in Brief7/15/16

Trump Campaign Selects Mike Pence As Concrete Reminder That This All Really Happening

News in Brief7/15/16

Trump Campaign Selects Mike Pence As Concrete Reminder That This All Really Happening

Jul 14 2016

Sports News In Brief7/14/16

Patriots Hoping Emaciated Tom Brady Will End Hunger Strike Over Suspension Appeal In Time For Training Camp

Sports News In Brief7/14/16

Patriots Hoping Emaciated Tom Brady Will End Hunger Strike Over Suspension Appeal In Time For Training Camp

Jul 14 2016

Infographic7/14/16

Who Is Mike Pence?

Infographic7/14/16

Who Is Mike Pence?

Jul 14 2016

News in Brief7/14/16

Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule

News in Brief7/14/16

Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule

Jul 14 2016

Infographic7/14/16

Trump’s General Election Strategy

Infographic7/14/16

Trump’s General Election Strategy

Jul 14 2016

Infographic7/14/16

Clinton’s General Election Strategy

Infographic7/14/16

Clinton’s General Election Strategy

Jul 14 2016

American Voices7/14/16

American Voices7/14/16

Lance Bass To Host Nation’s First Gay Dating Show

Jul 14 2016

News in Brief7/14/16

Trump Shaping General Election Strategy With Team Of Most Trusted Erratic Impulses

News in Brief7/14/16

Trump Shaping General Election Strategy With Team Of Most Trusted Erratic Impulses

Jul 14 2016

American Voices7/14/16

American Voices7/14/16

Monkeys’ Tools In Brazil Date Back 700 Years

Jul 13 2016

American Voices7/13/16

American Voices7/13/16

Texas Requires Burial Of Fetal Tissue

Jul 13 2016

News in Brief7/13/16

KFC Introduces New Previously Owned 20-Piece Hot Wings

News in Brief7/13/16

KFC Introduces New Previously Owned 20-Piece Hot Wings

Jul 13 2016

News in Brief7/13/16

Obama Signs Conservation Act To Preserve Nation’s Last Remaining Area Of Common Ground

News in Brief7/13/16

Obama Signs Conservation Act To Preserve Nation’s Last Remaining Area Of Common Ground

Jul 13 2016

News in Brief7/13/16

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices

News in Brief7/13/16

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices

Jul 13 2016

American Voices7/13/16

American Voices7/13/16

‘Pokémon Go’ Leads To Nintendo Stock Surge

Jul 12 2016

American Voices7/12/16

American Voices7/12/16

Macy’s Ordered To Stop Detaining Suspected Shoplifters

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