The Inventory

Vol 52 Issue 27

Vol 52 Issue 27

Trump Thinking Of Beginning RNC Speech With Sexist Tirade He Was Saving For Special Occasion

7/17/16 10:00AM

GOP Establishment Relieved After Conventionally Abhorrent Beliefs Make Way Onto Presidential Ticket

7/16/16 10:02AM

Humanity Hoping It Only Has To Put Up With Few More Millennia Of This Shit

7/15/16 12:33PM

‘People Are Inherently Good,’ World Halfheartedly Mutters

7/15/16 11:08AM

American Voices

American Voices

FBI Ends Search For D.B. Cooper

7/15/16 10:41AM

Trump Campaign Selects Mike Pence As Concrete Reminder That This All Really Happening

7/15/16 10:02AM

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Patriots Hoping Emaciated Tom Brady Will End Hunger Strike Over Suspension Appeal In Time For Training Camp

Who Is Mike Pence?

Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule

7/14/16 12:23PM

Trump’s General Election Strategy

7/14/16 11:25AM

Clinton’s General Election Strategy

7/14/16 11:25AM

American Voices

American Voices

Lance Bass To Host Nation’s First Gay Dating Show

7/14/16 11:17AM

Trump Shaping General Election Strategy With Team Of Most Trusted Erratic Impulses

American Voices

American Voices

Monkeys’ Tools In Brazil Date Back 700 Years

American Voices

American Voices

Texas Requires Burial Of Fetal Tissue

KFC Introduces New Previously Owned 20-Piece Hot Wings

Obama Signs Conservation Act To Preserve Nation’s Last Remaining Area Of Common Ground

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices

7/13/16 12:52PM

American Voices

American Voices

‘Pokémon Go’ Leads To Nintendo Stock Surge

American Voices

American Voices

Macy’s Ordered To Stop Detaining Suspected Shoplifters

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