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Vol 52 Issue 42

Oct 28 2016

Cleveland Indians Rattled By Deafening Sound Of Wrigley Field Crowd’s Indigestion

Cleveland Indians Rattled By Deafening Sound Of Wrigley Field Crowd’s Indigestion

Oct 28 2016

Strongside/Weakside10/28/16

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

Strongside/Weakside10/28/16

Strongside/Weakside: Theo Epstein

Oct 28 2016

American Voices10/28/16

American Voices10/28/16

Twitter Announces End Of Vine App

Oct 28 2016

Sports News In Brief10/28/16

NBA Heads To Northeast Farms For Annual Basketball Picking

Sports News In Brief10/28/16

NBA Heads To Northeast Farms For Annual Basketball Picking

Oct 28 2016

Anthropologists Discover Isolated Tribe Of Joyful Americans Living In Remote Village Untouched By 2016 Election

Anthropologists Discover Isolated Tribe Of Joyful Americans Living In Remote Village Untouched By 2016 Election

Oct 28 2016

Infographic10/28/16

What Happens If Trump Refuses To Concede Election

Infographic10/28/16

What Happens If Trump Refuses To Concede Election

Oct 28 2016

News in Brief10/28/16

New Voting Booths Lock Americans Inside For 45 Minutes So They Can Consider Decision Before Casting Ballot

News in Brief10/28/16

New Voting Booths Lock Americans Inside For 45 Minutes So They Can Consider Decision Before Casting Ballot

Oct 28 2016

American Voices10/28/16

American Voices10/28/16

HIV Evidence Debunks ‘Patient Zero’ Myth

Oct 27 2016

American Voices10/27/16

American Voices10/27/16

Trump’s Star Vandalized On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Oct 27 2016

Infographic10/27/16

Most Likely Candidates For Clinton’s Cabinet

Infographic10/27/16

Most Likely Candidates For Clinton’s Cabinet

Oct 27 2016

News in Brief10/27/16

Man Votes Early To Get Week Bragging About It Out Of Way

News in Brief10/27/16

Man Votes Early To Get Week Bragging About It Out Of Way

Oct 27 2016

Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand

Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand

Oct 27 2016

American Voices10/27/16

American Voices10/27/16

Study: Small Lies Lead To Bigger Lies Over Time

Oct 26 2016

News In Photos10/26/16

White House Press Secretary Responds To Question About Rising Obamacare Premiums With Torrent Of Toxic Spray From Parotid Glands

News In Photos10/26/16

White House Press Secretary Responds To Question About Rising Obamacare Premiums With Torrent Of Toxic Spray From Parotid Glands

Oct 26 2016

American Voices10/26/16

American Voices10/26/16

Women Work 39 More Days Per Year Than Men

Oct 26 2016

News in Brief10/26/16

Wealthy Father Nervously Waits For Response After Sending Donations To Son’s Top College Choices

News in Brief10/26/16

Wealthy Father Nervously Waits For Response After Sending Donations To Son’s Top College Choices

Oct 26 2016

New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing

New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing

Oct 26 2016

Infographic10/26/16

Most Likely Candidates For Trump’s Cabinet

Infographic10/26/16

Most Likely Candidates For Trump’s Cabinet

Oct 26 2016

American Voices10/26/16

American Voices10/26/16

Bob Dylan Refusing To Accept Nobel Prize

Oct 25 2016

Photo Finish10/25/16

Cleveland Changes Lights On Abandoned Manufacturing Plants To Red In Support Of Indians

Photo Finish10/25/16

Cleveland Changes Lights On Abandoned Manufacturing Plants To Red In Support Of Indians

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