The Inventory

Vol 53 Issue 16

Vol 53 Issue 16

The Onion Looks Back At The First 100 Days And 10 Plagues Of The Trump Administration

4/29/17 11:24AM

OJ Simpson Announces Bills Second Round Draft Pick

Sunday Magazine

Sunday Magazine

Your Latest Fuckup That Has Everybody Talking

American Voices

American Voices

Scientists Constructing Bricks From Simulated Martian Soil

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Retired Ice Rink Manager Recalls Days Of Horse-Led Zambonis

David Crosby Shows Photo Of Dwarven Blacksmith To Barber To Give Idea Of What He Wants

4/28/17 11:05AM

American Voices

American Voices

Fetal Lambs Kept Alive Inside Artificial Uterus

4/28/17 10:17AM

Man Who’s Only Halfway Through Life Can Already Guess How It’s Going To End

4/28/17 10:01AM

Super 8 Offering Writers Residency For Anyone Working On Suicide Note

Man Who Should Have Stayed In School Stuck In Cleveland

Cracking Sound Alerts Man He Reaching Styrofoam Plate’s Weight Limit

American Voices

American Voices

Chobani Sues Alex Jones For Defamation

Mark Zuckerberg Touts Complete Lack Of Cannibalism On Facebook Live So Far

Ecuadorian Officials Starting To Get Sick Of Julian Assange Always Leaving Dirty Dishes All Over Embassy

4/27/17 11:54AM

Justin Trudeau Unveils Plan To Meet Healthcare Needs Of Canada’s Aging Prog Rockers

4/27/17 10:59AM

Notable Commencement Speakers For The Class Of 2017

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Area Man Convinced He Could Have Been NFL Bust

American Voices

American Voices

Plastic-Eating Caterpillar Discovered

Chemicals That Pushed Man’s Ancestors To Run Down Wild Boar Flare At Sight Of White Cheddar Popcorn Bag

NHL Finally Welds Handle To Stanley Cup

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