An internal report obtained by an Australian newspaper states that Facebook is able to specifically target young people who feel “insecure” or “worthless” with ads. What do you think?
In a surprise ending to the UK election, the Conservative Party lost their majority in Parliament, which could complicate the country’s planned exit from the European Union. What do you think?
GRAND FORKS, ND—Knowing how furious he’d be the moment he noticed its absence from her hand, local woman Teri Bishop told reporters Thursday that she hoped her husband wouldn’t realize she lost her wedding ring finger over the weekend. “If Brian glances over and sees the ring finger’s gone, he’s going to be pissed,…
‘Let’s Just See How It Goes Before Sharing Grievances,’ Advises Relationship Expert
WASHINGTON—Saying the finished work would become the “definitive take” on his time in the White House, Barack Obama reportedly submitted a collection of pages from his presidential graphic novel, Barack Obama: Renegade, to publisher Image Comics on Thursday.
A 31-year-old Texas man died of septic shock after his new tattoo became infected while swimming in the Gulf of Mexico. What do you think?
Sidney Crosby may be the best player in the NHL. But is he any good?
As wedding season approaches, The Onion provides a guide to help guests make the perfect sartorial choice.
BEAVER, PA—Frequently taking deep breaths to test his lung capacity, a local 10-month-old pug was reportedly worried Thursday upon reaching the age where his father developed debilitating respiratory problems. “You can’t help but be concerned when you realize you’re the exact same age your dad was when he started…
WASHINGTON—Tearing through the West Wing with guns slung over their shoulders, the Trump boys were reportedly seen Thursday chasing a wounded boar around the White House. “Look! Let’s follow that blood trail!” said Donald Jr., who had been examining a clump of damp, sticky fur clinging to a curtain in the press…
WASHINGTON—Entering through a side door and bidding the assembled legislators, congressional aides, and members of the media to give him a moment with the former FBI director, President Donald Trump reportedly asked the entire Senate to clear the chamber during James Comey’s testimony Thursday so he could speak to him…
WICHITA, KS—Agonizingly unaware of his own strength and the devastation it might inflict on the innocent, overeager simpleton Rob McCormick tore apart a bag of potato chips Thursday, despite the fact that it was reportedly what he loved most in all the world. “Oh no, my chips!” said the grief-stricken oaf, tears…
A federal contractor in Georgia has been arrested for leaking a classified NSA report on Russia’s alleged election hacking to The Intercept. What do you think?
CLEVELAND—In an effort to reverse the momentum of an NBA Finals so far dominated by the Golden State Warriors, Cleveland Cavaliers small forward LeBron James reportedly danced naked Wednesday inside a pentagram of black candles in a new pregame satanic ritual before Game 3.
Following Google Home and Amazon Echo, Apple has unveiled its own smart speaker, the HomePod, which will go on sale this December. What do you think?