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Versatile Game Table Can Be Easily Converted To Play Small, Shitty Version Of Pool, Air Hockey, Foosball

MINNEAPOLIS‚ÄĒCiting the poor quality of both the design and craftsmanship, members of the Hunter family told reporters Friday that the home‚Äôs versatile game table could be easily converted to play small, shitty versions of pool, air hockey, and foosball. ‚ÄúRight now it‚Äôs a tiny, cramped foosball table, but if you want‚Ķ

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Fourth-Grade Teacher Receives Dark Portent Of Coming Storm From Gnarled, Haggard Third-Grade Teacher

WAVERLY, NE‚ÄĒListening as the haggard messenger spoke of ominous clouds upon the horizon, local fourth-grade teacher Myra Helms received a dark portent of a gathering storm from pale and bedraggled third-grade teacher Beverly Milfay, sources confirmed Thursday. ‚ÄúHearken to my words! The unspeakable malevolence that‚Ķ