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Vol 53 Issue 28

Shield Your Eyes!

American Voices

American Voices

O.J. Simpson Granted Parole

Lovelorn App Aches To Know Your Location

7/21/17 12:49PM

Area Man Marks Territory On Bench With Sweaty Thigh Outline

7/21/17 12:28PM

National Forest Service Recommends Campers Tie Up Their Food To Avoid Attracting Other Visitors

7/21/17 11:49AM

The Onion Remembers Press Secretary Sean Spicer: A Valiant Hero In The War Against Journalism

7/21/17 11:04AM

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American Voices

A.I. Making It Easier To Falsify Video Evidence

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American Voices

Scientists: Humans Could Likely Outrun T-Rex

Shelling From Royal Caribbean’s M.S. ‘Allure’ Sinks Carnival Cruise Vessel That Crossed Into Disputed Waters

7/20/17 12:58PM

Nation Kept Up All Night By Sound Of Creaking Infrastructure

7/20/17 12:24PM

Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

7/20/17 12:22PM

Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly

7/20/17 11:45AM

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American Voices

Will Smith Cast As Genie In Live-Action ‘Aladdin’ Remake

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Nike Introduces New Line Of Sauce-Wicking Competitive Eating Apparel

Star Tour Operator Points Out Massive Costner Dropping To Awed Passengers

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American Voices

First Female ‘Doctor Who’ Announced

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

7/19/17 12:55PM

Historians Find Evidence Of Nation’s Founding Lobbyists’ Campaign To Influence Constitution

7/19/17 11:43AM

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American Voices

$1 Million In Marijuana Found Smuggled In Ford Fusions

Dive-Bombing Osprey Better Emerge From Lake With Something Awesome To Show For It

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