Aug 25 2017
The Walt Disney Company has announced it will launch its own streaming services in 2018 and 2019, ending its current…
Aug 25 2017
HOUSTON—Battening down the hatches as the potentially disastrous situation unfolded, Texans braced themselves Friday…
Aug 25 2017
NUTLEY, NJ—Recounting the participants’ unwavering, single-minded focus throughout the three-hour event, local man…
Aug 25 2017
NEWINGTON, NH—In an effort to reduce the amount of self-consciousness some members experience, gym chain Planet…
Aug 25 2017
WASHINGTON—In response to a decline in revenue from routes running between the two disparate planes of existence,…
Aug 25 2017
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Noting the increasingly animated choreography and behavior of the characters on stage, sources at…
Aug 25 2017
WESTPORT, CT—Shedding light on the formative years of the late actor and philanthropist, researchers cataloging the…
Aug 25 2017
The grave of the woman after whom the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby” is named is going up for auction, theoretically…
Aug 25 2017
Aug 24 2017
A study of ExxonMobil communications from 1977 to 2014 found that the company routinely downplayed the risks of…
Aug 24 2017
WASHINGTON—In what researchers say marks a profound change in the nation’s attitude toward religion, a new Pew…
Aug 24 2017
Taylor Swift has announced the upcoming release of Reputation, her sixth studio album. The Onion answers some of the…
Aug 24 2017
BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND—Discussing the hit HBO fantasy drama with reporters ahead of this weekend’s season finale, …
Aug 24 2017
GRANVILLE, OH—Convening at their hometown bar to grab a drink and catch up on things, a group of old high school…
Aug 24 2017
WASHINGTON—Saying the method yields positive results almost immediately, a coalition of leading therapists said…
Aug 24 2017
One of the Wisconsin girls charged with stabbing her classmate to appease the fictional internet character Slender…
Aug 24 2017
HARRISBURG, PA—Confirming that several dozen individuals have had the title bestowed upon them in recent years,…
Aug 24 2017
HOUSTON—Visibly irritated with himself as he paced around the pitcher’s plate after calling for time during the…
Aug 24 2017
WASHINGTON—Saying the infrastructure project will bypass traffic congestion to allow for quicker arrival times…
Aug 23 2017
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Staring down in shock and turning pale, the host of Wednesday night’s $700 million Powerball lottery…