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Vol 53 Issue 47

11/25/17

11:56 AM

Photo Finish11/25/17

Photo Finish11/25/17

Nick Saban Undergoes Cosmetic Procedure To Unfold Arms

11/24/17

8:24 AM

News in Brief11/24/17

News in Brief11/24/17

Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

11/23/17

7:00 PM

Sports News In Brief11/23/17

Sports News In Brief11/23/17

Giants Players Beg Al Michaels Not To Use Their Real Names During Starting Lineup Introduction

11/23/17

6:37 PM

American Voices11/23/17

American Voices11/23/17

Americans Buy $81 Million In Pies On Thanksgiving

11/23/17

5:00 PM

Photo Finish11/23/17

Photo Finish11/23/17

NBC Camera Fails To Cut Away From Owners Booth In Time As Nude Jerry Jones Leaps Up From Hot Tub Following Touchdown

11/23/17

12:45 PM

Photo Finish11/23/17

Photo Finish11/23/17

Total Fucking Idiot Won't Shut Up For Entire Football Game

11/23/17

12:00 PM

Hank's Having A Great Time In The Studio Alone On Thanksgiving

11/23/17

9:30 AM

Tips For Avoiding Conflict At Thanksgiving

11/23/17

9:00 AM

American Voices11/23/17

American Voices11/23/17

Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

11/23/17

8:15 AM

News in Brief11/23/17

News in Brief11/23/17

‘Let’s All Say What We’re Grateful For,’ Says Mother Who Apparently Believes She’s In A Norman Fucking Rockwell Painting

11/22/17

11:45 AM

'You're Right' Host Sebastian Moore Remembers Audience Member Who Died From Ecstatic Convulsions Caused By His Epic Takedown Of Kim Jong-Un

11/22/17

10:15 AM

Editorial Cartoon11/22/17

Editorial Cartoon11/22/17

Pumpkin Pry

11/22/17

9:58 AM

American Voices11/22/17

American Voices11/22/17

Study: Sex Rarely Causes Heart To Stop

11/22/17

9:10 AM

News In Photos11/22/17

News In Photos11/22/17

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

11/22/17

9:05 AM

Sportsgraphic11/22/17

Sportsgraphic11/22/17

Memorable Moments From NFL Thanksgiving Games

11/22/17

8:45 AM

The Onion Reviews ‘Coco’

11/22/17

8:00 AM

News in Brief11/22/17

News in Brief11/22/17

New Historical Evidence Suggests Most Pilgrims Sailed Back Home To Celebrate First Thanksgiving

11/21/17

3:22 PM

News in Brief11/21/17

News in Brief11/21/17

Tearful Trump Puts Down Ladle, Walks Out Of Soup Kitchen After Learning Charitable Foundation Shutting Down

11/21/17

3:04 PM

News in Brief11/21/17

News in Brief11/21/17

Charlie Rose Presses Self About Sexual Harassment Allegations In Tense Charlie Rose Interview

11/21/17

1:52 PM

American Voices11/21/17

American Voices11/21/17

Trump To Spend Thanksgiving At Mar-a-Lago

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