LOUISVILLE, KY—In light of disturbing footage obtained by undercover activists, pizza franchise Papa John’s came…

WASHINGTON—Desperately hoping to avoid humiliation on the national stage, sources confirmed that members of the New…

According to Nielsen holiday sales data, Americans spent $81,483,780 on pie during Thanksgiving week in 2015—far…

Across the nation, families and friends are gathering to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful…

LANSING, MI—Deluded into thinking the gathering was the goddamn picture of idyllic American life, local mother Donna…

Researchers at the Cedars-Sinai Heart Institute found that people with heart conditions have cardiac arrests during…

The Reverend William Bradford rushes for 147 yards and a touchdown as the Pilgrims defeat the Native Americans

BOSTON—In what seems to suggest acute homesickness among the colonists, historians at Boston University said on…

WASHINGTON—Feeling devastated by the thought that he could no longer provide assistance to millions of disadvantaged…

NEW YORK—Refusing to back down from the subject during their often contentious exchange, talk show host Charlie Rose…

Palm Beach residents are bracing for President Trump’s arrival Thanksgiving week, a move that will cause road…