Fleetwood Mac has fired Lindsey Buckingham after a disagreement over the bandâs upcoming tour, opting to replace the singer of âGo Your Own Wayâ with Mike Campbell of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and Neil Finn of Crowded House. What do you think?
WASHINGTONâHoping to raise public awareness about a rare deep-space broadcasting phenomenon, the American Astronomical Society published a press release Friday informing citizens that Wednesday night will be their best chance to view NOVÎ on PBS. âOur projections show that stargazers on the east coast will be able toâŚ
LONDONâNoting that his treatment from colleagues recently ranged from avoiding eye contact by some to the occasional incident of spitting directly into his face by others, Cambridge Analytica whistleblower Christopher Wylie admitted Friday that the last few weeks at work have been unusually awkward. âThe vibe hasâŚ
CINCINNATIâExcited by the prospect of quitting his retail job and moving to his own South Pacific island, 28-year-old Ben Hughes learned Friday that he would be receiving $50 million in returns from the federal government after incorrectly filling out his taxes. âWait, let me double-check thisâyep, 50 million dollars,âŚ
WASHINGTONâExpressing their bewilderment that the former FBI director had chosen to focus on the incident in such detail, the U.S. populace was reportedly confused Friday after learning that James Comey had dedicated the entirety of his upcoming memoir, A Higher Calling, to an in-depth retelling of the Martha StewartâŚ
BOSTONâHoping to minimize his downtime on set between contractions, expectant father Dan Hartfield spent a few hours Friday filming B-roll of his wifeâs vagina while waiting for the baby to crown. âPerfect, this is looking fantastic. Honey, could you scoot down a smidge so I can get better light?â said Hartfield,âŚ
COLUMBUS, OHâContemplating her romantic future while staring deep into the eyes of her dining companion, area woman Emily Hopkins reportedly spent the duration of her date Friday wondering if this would be the one sheâll mace. âCall me silly, but like any woman on a first date, I canât help wondering if he might beâŚ
NEW YORKâSaying it can be as easy as doing a quick once-over in the shower, the American Dermatological Association released a statement Friday recommending thorough, regular checks of the entire body for screaming demonic faces bulging out of your skin. âItâs important to catch these things early, so we suggestâŚ
A producer for Game of Thrones revealed that a massive battle scene for the eighth and final season of the HBO fantasy series required 55 days of shooting, far longer than any other in the showâs history. What do you think?
WASHINGTONâExpressing surprise at the relatively tame treatment he had received during his confirmation hearing, Secretary of State nominee Mike Pompeo told reporters Thursday that he canât believe the Senate expected him to give answers without even being tortured first. âI thought I was supposed to be grilled on myâŚ
WASHINGTONâCutting the commander-in-chief off mid-sentence and demanding that he give them a straight answer, U.S. General Paul Selva reportedly snapped âLook, just tell us who to killâ Thursday as President Donald Trump entered the 20th minute of a rambling answer about what to do in Syria. âWith all due respect, Mr.âŚ
RICHMOND, VAâAcknowledging that he was starting to experience a few paranoid hallucinations, local teen Josh Mashburn reportedly thought Thursday that the involuntary convulsions and profuse bleeding from his eyes and nose were signs that the synthetic weed was finally kicking in. âAt first, I thought the stuff mightâŚ
WASHINGTONâStressing the importance of thinking long and hard about what a scandal like that could do to his career, White House aides spent hours Thursday trying to talk Donald Trump out of sending associates to break into the Watergate office complex. âMr. President, I donât think anyone from the DNC has workedâŚ
Speaker Paul D. Ryan announced Wednesday that he will not seek reelection in November, ending his brief tenure in the House of Representatives and likely kicking off a battle for his successor. What do you think?
WASHINGTONâMaking it clear that they are fully prepared to use every means at their disposal to stand up against rival foreign powers, Donald Jr. and Eric Trump announced Thursday that if Russia continues to provoke the United States, they will not hesitate to egg targets in Moscow. âWe like those guys, but make noâŚ
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