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Vol 54 Issue 15

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American Voices

Fleetwood Mac Fires Lindsey Buckingham

Astronomers Say Wednesday Night Will Be Best Chance For Americans To View ‘NOVΛ’

Cambridge Analytica Whistleblower Admits Last Few Weeks At Work Have Been Awkward

‘Holy Shit, The Government Owes Me 50 Million Dollars,’ Reports Man Incorrectly Filling Out His Taxes

4/13/18 12:59PM

Nation Confused After James Comey Dedicates Entire Memoir To In-Depth Retelling Of Martha Stewart Insider Trading Controversy

4/13/18 12:43PM

Man Filming Childbirth Picks Up Some B-Roll Of Wife’s Vagina While Waiting For Baby To Crown

4/13/18 11:27AM

Report: You In The Way Of Billiards Game

Woman Spends Entire Date Wondering If This The One She’ll Mace

This Child Would Have Turned 6 Today If His Mother Hadn't Given Birth To Him In October

Dermatologists Recommend Regularly Checking Body For Screaming Demonic Face Bulging Out Of Skin

Scott Pruitt Defends Use Of 1st Armored Division For Trip To Dry-Cleaner

American Voices

American Voices

Upcoming ‘Game Of Thrones’ Battle Reportedly Took 55 Days To Shoot

Mike Pompeo Can’t Believe Senate Just Expects He’ll Answer Questions Without Being Tortured First

‘Look, Just Tell Us Who To Kill,’ Snaps U.S. General As Trump Enters 20th Minute Of Rambling Answer On Syria

Bolton: ‘We Will Not Be Drawn Into A Lengthy Ground War In Syria—Although, Saying It Out Loud, That Sounds Incredible’

Most Anticipated Acts At Coachella 2018

Convulsing Teen Bleeding From Eyes, Nose Thinks He Can Feel The Synthetic Weed Kicking In

Aides Trying To Talk Trump Out Of Sending Associates To Break Into Watergate Office Complex

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American Voices

Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection

4/12/18 12:42PM

Trump Boys Announce They Will Not Hesitate To Egg Russia If Provoked

4/12/18 11:48AM

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