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America's Finest News Source.

Vol 54 Issue 16

Apr 22 2018

Photo Finish4/22/18

Spurs Skype In Kawhi Leonard For Game 4<em></em>

Photo Finish4/22/18

Spurs Skype In Kawhi Leonard For Game 4

Apr 20 2018

Infographic4/20/18

Most Shocking Revelations Of The Comey Memos<em></em>

Infographic4/20/18

Most Shocking Revelations Of The Comey Memos

Apr 20 2018

American Voices4/20/18

North, South Korea In Talks To Announce End To 68-Year Korean War<em></em>

American Voices4/20/18

North, South Korea In Talks To Announce End To 68-Year Korean War

Apr 20 2018

‘Politics Was Never This Toxic In The 2010s,’ Says Future American While Watching Candidates Battle In 2048 Debate Pits<em></em>

‘Politics Was Never This Toxic In The 2010s,’ Says Future American While Watching Candidates Battle In 2048 Debate Pits

Apr 20 2018

News in Brief4/20/18

DNC Files Lawsuit Alleging Nation Should Never, Ever Stop Focusing On 2016 Election<em></em>

News in Brief4/20/18

DNC Files Lawsuit Alleging Nation Should Never, Ever Stop Focusing On 2016 Election

Apr 20 2018

News in Brief4/20/18

Long John Silver’s Customer Finds Deep-Fried Poseidon Head In Value Meal<em></em>

News in Brief4/20/18

Long John Silver’s Customer Finds Deep-Fried Poseidon Head In Value Meal

Apr 20 2018

News In Photos4/20/18

‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point<em></em>

News In Photos4/20/18

‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point

Apr 20 2018

American Voices4/20/18

Starbucks To Close 8,000 Stores For Racial Bias Training<em></em>

American Voices4/20/18

Starbucks To Close 8,000 Stores For Racial Bias Training

Apr 20 2018

News in Brief4/20/18

Child At That Awkward Age Where No One Cares What He Thinks And He’s Constantly In The Way<em></em>

News in Brief4/20/18

Child At That Awkward Age Where No One Cares What He Thinks And He’s Constantly In The Way

Apr 20 2018

News In Photos4/20/18

Air Wick Introduces New Piss-Scented Bathroom Diffuser

News In Photos4/20/18

Air Wick Introduces New Piss-Scented Bathroom Diffuser

Apr 20 2018

News in Brief4/20/18

Boss Wants To Know If You Can Work Late This Year<em></em>

News in Brief4/20/18

Boss Wants To Know If You Can Work Late This Year

Apr 20 2018

News in Brief4/20/18

NASA Announces Plans To Place Giant Pair Of Shades On Sun<em></em><em></em>

News in Brief4/20/18

NASA Announces Plans To Place Giant Pair Of Shades On Sun

Apr 19 2018

American Voices4/19/18

Puerto Rico Hit By Island-Wide Blackout<em></em>

American Voices4/19/18

Puerto Rico Hit By Island-Wide Blackout

Apr 19 2018

News In Photos4/19/18

Golden Retriever Mauls 5 In Huge Victory For Pitbull Apologists<em></em>

News In Photos4/19/18

Golden Retriever Mauls 5 In Huge Victory For Pitbull Apologists

Apr 19 2018

News In Photos4/19/18

Report: Puerto Rico Situation Remains Dire Despite Months Of No Help Whatsoever<em></em>

News In Photos4/19/18

Report: Puerto Rico Situation Remains Dire Despite Months Of No Help Whatsoever

Apr 19 2018

News in Brief4/19/18

Mike Pompeo Defects To North Korea After Learning About Kim Jong-Un’s Torture Program<em></em>

News in Brief4/19/18

Mike Pompeo Defects To North Korea After Learning About Kim Jong-Un’s Torture Program

Apr 19 2018

News In Photos4/19/18

Trash Bag Taped Over Broken Southwest Plane Window<em></em>

News In Photos4/19/18

Trash Bag Taped Over Broken Southwest Plane Window

Apr 19 2018

News in Brief4/19/18

Dad Ready To Forgive Dixie Chicks<em></em>

News in Brief4/19/18

Dad Ready To Forgive Dixie Chicks

Apr 19 2018

News in Brief4/19/18

Supreme Court Agrees To Hear New Jack White Album<em></em>

News in Brief4/19/18

Supreme Court Agrees To Hear New Jack White Album

Apr 19 2018

News In Photos4/19/18

L.A. Fitness Announces Plan To Close All Locations For 30-Minute, High-Intensity Diversity Training<em></em>

News In Photos4/19/18

L.A. Fitness Announces Plan To Close All Locations For 30-Minute, High-Intensity Diversity Training

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