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Vol 54 Issue 19

American Voices

American Voices

Trump Announces North Korea Summit Will Be In Singapore

5/14/18 10:52AM

Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

Woman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts

5/13/18 12:00PM

Mother Given Gift Basket Of Soaps, Bubble Bath Hopefully Takes Hint That She Smells Like Shit

John Kelly Suspects Jared Kushner Of Being Illegal Immigrant After Observing He Has No Skills

American Voices

American Voices

Americans Get Ready For Mother’s Day

John Kelly Hoping Prejudiced Anti-Immigrant Comments Got Him Back On Trump's Good Side

Alcoholic Parent Easy To Shop For

Investigation Confirms NBC Management Had No Knowledge Of Misconduct In Matt Lauer’s Network-Sanctioned Sex Dungeon

AT&T CEO Regrets Hiring Cohen Instead Of Just Dropping A Ton Of Cash At Trump International Hotel Like Everyone Else

5/11/18 11:56AM

Director Of Census Bureau Calls For Updated Population Report After Realizing He Forgot To Count Himself

5/11/18 11:37AM

‘I Look Forward To Ending My Life,’ Says Assisted Suicide Advocate Before Being Shot Out Of Cannon At Brick Wall

5/11/18 11:18AM

Roethlisberger Upset Steelers Didn't Ask For His Consent Before Drafting Quarterback

5/11/18 11:08AM

Area Man Really Banking On Unconditional Love Doing Most Of Heavy Lifting For Mother’s Day Bouquet

5/11/18 10:54AM

NASA Says Presence Of Diving Board On Mars Confirms Planet May Have Once Contained Water

5/11/18 10:31AM

American Voices

American Voices

Christiane Amanpour To Replace Charlie Rose On PBS

5/11/18 10:20AM

‘ASS’ Finally Inducted Into Video Game Hall Of Fame

New Monster Energy Defibrillator Touts 1,200 Volts Delivered Straight To Heart

Ford Confirms Plant Fire Caused By Spooked F-150 Knocking Over Lantern

North Korean Prisoners Temporarily Put Into American Detention Camp To Help Ease Shock Of Return

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