Aug 4 2018
On Saturday night, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame and…
Aug 4 2018
KANSAS CITY, MO—Lamenting that the ceremony was an absolute shit show, local grandmother Shirley Ingle could not…
Aug 3 2018
Aug 3 2018
The White House is moving ahead on its plan to roll back the fuel economy mandate set by the Obama administration,…
Aug 3 2018
Aug 3 2018
PASADENA, CA—Claiming that their sexy new citrus strain demonstrates their commitment to exploring new…
Aug 3 2018
Aug 3 2018
VATICAN CITY—In a reversal of the Catholic Church’s longstanding doctrine, Pope Francis hastily condemned capital…
Aug 3 2018
CHICAGO—Teasing that the Brooklyn-born actor was best known for his roles in Reservoir Dogs, Boardwalk Empire, and Th…
Aug 3 2018
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In an effort to showcase the former Trump campaign manager’s most positive attributes, Angolan war…
Aug 3 2018
Democrats have introduced a bill that would require the 2030 census to ask about sexual orientation and gender…
Aug 3 2018
ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old…
Aug 3 2018
The multiplayer online shooter game Fortnite has become a cultural phenomenon, with over 40 million players a month. …
Aug 3 2018
Aug 3 2018
Aug 2 2018
In recent days, President Donald Trump has increased his criticism of the media, and at a briefing Thursday, his…
Aug 2 2018
The Ninth Circuit of Appeals has weighed in on a case brought to court by PETA, saying that Naruto, a Sulawesi…
Aug 2 2018
Aug 2 2018
VATICAN CITY—In a historic admission of the Catholic Church’s complicated and often shameful history, Pope Francis…