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Vol 54 Issue 34

10/24/18

1:53 PM

News in Brief10/24/18

News in Brief10/24/18

Chuck Schumer Relieved He’s Never Taken Stance Meaningful Enough To Have Someone Mail Him Explosive

10/23/18

3:11 PM

American Voices10/23/18

American Voices10/23/18

Video Footage Shows Khashoggi Body Double Exiting Consulate

8/25/18

10:00 AM

American Voices8/25/18

American Voices8/25/18

Alleged Nazi War Criminal Deported Back To Germany

8/24/18

3:30 PM

American Voices8/24/18

American Voices8/24/18

Low-Carb Diet Linked To Dying Young

8/24/18

2:28 PM

News In Photos8/24/18

News In Photos8/24/18

John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq

8/24/18

2:03 PM

News in Brief8/24/18

News in Brief8/24/18

GOP Leaders Demand Congressman Duncan Hunter’s Resignation After Discovering He Poor

8/24/18

1:42 PM

News In Photos8/24/18

News In Photos8/24/18

Meghan McCain Forced To Live Out Socialist Nightmare Of Empathy For Sick Person

8/24/18

12:24 PM

News In Photos8/24/18

News In Photos8/24/18

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

8/24/18

12:17 PM

Obama Finishes Production On New Netflix Reality Series Where 24 Young Women Vie For Heart Of Former President

8/24/18

12:06 PM

News In Photos8/24/18

News In Photos8/24/18

Sessions Argues Justice Department Will Not Be Swayed By Political Considerations Outside Private Prison Lobbyists, Wall Street Donors, Anti-LGBT Christian Activists

8/24/18

11:03 AM

News In Photos8/24/18

News In Photos8/24/18

Inconsiderate Passenger Takes Up Entire Overhead Bin

8/24/18

10:54 AM

Sports News In Brief8/24/18

Sports News In Brief8/24/18

Baseball Statisticians Unveil New Analytics Model Measuring Precise Amount Of Joy They Suck From The Game

8/24/18

10:50 AM

Infographic8/24/18

Infographic8/24/18

Tips For Winning Escape Rooms

8/24/18

10:47 AM

News in Brief8/24/18

News in Brief8/24/18

Green Energy Scientists Unveil 800,000-Ton Potato Capable Of Powering Entire City

8/24/18

10:43 AM

Does Jimmy Garoppolo Have What It Takes To Start His Own Sham Fitness And Diet Program?

8/24/18

10:36 AM

News in Brief8/24/18

News in Brief8/24/18

Third-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One Day

8/23/18

4:58 PM

News in Brief8/23/18

News in Brief8/23/18

GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank

8/23/18

4:16 PM

News in Brief8/23/18

News in Brief8/23/18

American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’

8/23/18

3:48 PM

News in Brief8/23/18

News in Brief8/23/18

Newly Unearthed Journals Reveal J. Robert Oppenheimer Annoyed Trinity Test Researchers By Quoting ‘Bhagavad Gita’ Every Time They Did Anything

8/23/18

3:44 PM

American Voices8/23/18

American Voices8/23/18

EPA’s New Coal Rule Could Cause 1,400 More Deaths Per Year

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