How FEMA Responds To Disasters
Since its implementation in 1979, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has served as the U.S. government’s main…
Report: More Women Forgoing Taking Their Husbands’ Names In Favor Of Something Badass Like Diesel
SANTA CRUZ, CA—A report published Friday by cultural anthropologists at the University of California, Santa Cruz,…
Youth Climate Strike Takes Place In Hundreds Of Countries
Hundreds of thousands of young people will walk out of schools today to protest against inaction on climate change,…
Woman’s Solo Hiking Trip Shockingly Doesn’t Have To Do With Inner Journey Or Anything
YOSEMITE VILLAGE, CA—Confusing her friends and colleagues as to what could possibly drive her to undertake such an…
Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child
CATASAUQUA, PA—Positively brimming with joy after welcoming the infant into their home, first-time grandparents Edward…
Japan To Put Toyota On Moon By 2029
In partnership with the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, Japan plans to build a six-wheeled, self-driving…
Beto O’Rourke Announces He Starting Obama Cover Campaign
EL PASO, TX—Revealing plans to “put his own spin” on beloved stump speeches and talking points, Beto O’Rourke announced…
California Halts Death Penalty
Governor Gavin Newsom announced a moratorium on capital punishment, granting a temporary reprieve to the 737 inmates on…
2020 Presidential Candidate Pete Buttigieg Announces Bold Plan For 2,500-Mile Intercontinental Riverwalk
SOUTH BEND, IN—Touting the benefits in tourism and business revenue that such a project had already brought to his…
Rahm Emanuel Breaks Ground On New Jason Van Dyke Police Academy
CHICAGO—Praising the strength and composure the former officer displayed throughout his trial and sentencing, Chicago…
Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
MORRISTOWN, NJ—Complaining that he is never able to relax and just be himself, local dog Crackers reported Thursday…
World Wide Web 30 Years Old
Decades after its proposal by Tim Berners-Lee, a British computer programmer working at CERN, the World Wide Web will…