BRENTWOOD, TN—Growing increasingly worked up over his lack of foresight, local man Alexander Diggs began to…

Owing to a lack of vaccinations and a rise in misinformation, the nationwide measles outbreak has soared to include…

MENLO PARK, CA—Wondering how the social media giant will unethically exploit their personal data next, Facebook…

GREENBELT, MD—In an effort to ensure that all personal effects reached their rightful owner, prison officials…

WASHINGTON—Accusing the media of reading too far into the many signs featuring the flavored tortilla chips that are…

DENVER—Admitting that finishing with the second-best record in the Western Conference has been a bit of a setback…

SARASOTA, FL—Admitting he had encountered a new kind of emptiness in his life since leaving his job nine months ago,…

As springtime blooms and summer awaits, it’s the perfect time for a picnic. The Onion provides tips for a fun,…

CHICAGO—Expressing their elation at the rare specimen’s successful mating, Field Museum officials announced the…

The Federal Aviation Administration has certified Alphabet’s Wing Aviation delivery service to operate as an…

BRISTOL, CT—Cooly asserting that the best choice for everyone at the NFL draft was to “just go with the flow,” an…

NASHVILLE, TN—In a long-awaited culmination of the bold strategic move made several seasons ago, the Racine Legion…

PALO ALTO, CA—Assuring investors that the rogue vehicle would be found and reprogrammed as soon as possible, Tesla…

CHICAGO—Saying that he refused to become just another statistic, local man Frank Campbell disclosed Thursday that he…

Samsung is recalling all models of their new foldable phone after reports of breaks, bulges, and inoperational…