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Vol 55 Issue 17

Panic Rapidly Setting In As Man Realizes He Has No Plan For Ripe Avocado

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American Voices

Measles Roars Back At Record Pace

Facebook Users Morbidly Curious What Site Going To Do With Their Personal Data To Recoup $5 Billion Fine

Prison Returns Bag Of Semi-Automatic Guns, Hit List To Coast Guard Terror Suspect At Release

Coast Guard Terror Suspect Released After Cell Needed For Nonviolent Drug User

David Bernhardt Denies Business Interests Influenced Yellowstone’s Name Change To Frito Lay Presents Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho National Park

4/26/19 12:29PM

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Denver Nuggets Worried They Screwed Up Attempt To Tank For Zion Williamson

4/26/19 10:57AM

Bee Practically Blows Its Load After Seeing Purple Coneflower In Full Bloom

4/26/19 10:28AM

Elderly Man Feeling Useless In Retirement Wishes He Could Go Back To Feeling Useless At Work

Tips For The Perfect Picnic

Field Museum Officials Announce Long-Awaited Pregnancy Of Prized T-Rex

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American Voices

FAA Gives Google Approval For Delivery Drone Flights

‘If You Cross Me I Will End You,’ Goodell Whispers Into Ear Of Every Draft Pick

Jon Gruden Rips Up List Of Top Prospects And Drafts From The Heart

Browns Draft First Overall Out Of Habit

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Easy-Going Mel Kiper Predicts Teams Will Do Whatever They Feel Is Right And We Shouldn’t Judge Them

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Racine Legion To Select Second Overall In NFL Draft Using Pick Acquired In 1923

Tesla Posts Massive First Quarter Loss After Self-Driving Car Absconds With $702 Million In Cash

Man Always Sleeps With Bat Beside Bed Just In Case Any Major League Pitchers Try To Break In

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American Voices

Samsung Recalls All Galaxy Fold Phones After Cracked Screens

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