May 24 2019
WASHINGTON—Denying that there was any factual basis to the doctored footage shared by President Trump that suggested…
May 24 2019
Ed Sheeran announced his new album, No.6 Collaborations Project, a collection of new tracks created with numerous…
May 24 2019
CASA PADRE, TX—Saying the incident was so long ago that he had difficulty recalling the girl’s face, ICE agent Ed…
May 24 2019
May 24 2019
Corner Store Customers Saddened By Sight Of Frantic Trump Doing Scratch-Off Tickets Right On Counter
WASHINGTON—Watching as the president of the United States checked each of his pockets in search of enough change to…
May 24 2019
In a shakeup to their U.S. menu, McDonald’s plans to begin selling offerings from around the globe, including the…
May 24 2019
CHICAGO—In what authorities are calling the largest underground anthropomorphic-monster-breeding bust in several…
May 24 2019
Looks like Super Mario Maker 2 is going to be even more awesome than we first thought: Nintendo just announced that…
May 24 2019
DALLAS—Finally realizing why he’d been getting so many funny looks and odd comments since leaving the house in the…
May 24 2019
LOS ANGELES—Experiencing an existential crisis after comparing accomplishments, a depressed LeBron James, 34,…
May 24 2019
May 23 2019
May 23 2019
Clothing store Urban Outfitters will introduces a service called Nuuly where, for $88 dollars per month, a customer…
May 23 2019
LOS ANGELES—Working at a clip only slightly faster than usual, a team of professional songwriters spent a half hour…
May 23 2019
OLYMPIA, WA—Explaining to reporters how he had arrived at the difficult decision, 2020 Democratic presidential…
May 23 2019
LOS ANGELES—In response to the actress’s denial that the two had ever been romantically involved, musician Moby…
May 23 2019
TABRIZ, IRAN—In a find of enormous significance for the international geological and anthropologic communities, a…
May 23 2019
SPRINGDALE, AR—Announcing that the winner would receive a year’s supply of their frozen poultry products killed in…
May 23 2019
Japan has begun testing the ALFA-X, a next-generation bullet train with an aerodynamic nose capable of hitting a…
May 23 2019
