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Vol 55 Issue 28

7/12/19

4:01 PM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

‘It’s Not So Bad,’ Mike Pence Reports On Conditions Of Detainment Center While Hazmat Suit Disinfected

7/12/19

3:46 PM

Photo Finish7/12/19

Photo Finish7/12/19

Russell Westbrook Quietly Asks Rockets Team Doctor If He Needs To Make Free Throw To Pass Physical

7/12/19

2:55 PM

News In Photos7/12/19

News In Photos7/12/19

Mike Pence Assures Detained Children That They Will Have Safe, Sanitary Conditions In Heaven

7/12/19

2:25 PM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

Jeffrey Epstein Offers Court $32 Million Child Pornography Collection As Bail

7/12/19

1:00 PM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

7/12/19

12:43 PM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

National Park Service Releases Detailed Guide On What Visitors Should Do Upon Encountering Squirrel

7/12/19

10:12 AM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers

7/12/19

10:08 AM

Onion Magazine7/12/19

Onion Magazine7/12/19

I’m Pregnant And You’re The Father

7/12/19

10:02 AM

News in Brief7/12/19

News in Brief7/12/19

Study Finds Majority Of American Health Insurance Plans Don’t Cover Sending Sickly Child To Convalesce In Countryside

7/11/19

4:55 PM

News in Brief7/11/19

News in Brief7/11/19

Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles

7/11/19

2:42 PM

News in Brief7/11/19

News in Brief7/11/19

ICE Sends Agents Home With Sacks Of Flour To Practice What It Like Detaining Real Baby

7/11/19

12:53 PM

News in Brief7/11/19

News in Brief7/11/19

Epstein Attorneys Denounce Accusers For Trying To Ruin Career Of Successful Child Molester

7/11/19

12:05 PM

Commentary7/11/19

Commentary7/11/19

At The Peak Of My Fame, I Could Have Slept With Any Werewolf, Mummy, Or Ghoul I Wanted

7/11/19

10:38 AM

News In Photos7/11/19

News In Photos7/11/19

Lucky Bar Mitzvah Boy Gets To Be Picture For ‘Bar Mitzvah’ Wikipedia Page

7/10/19

3:20 PM

News In Photos7/10/19

News In Photos7/10/19

U.S. Soccer Federation Argues It Ridiculous For Female Players To Expect Same Pay As Huge Stars Like Daniel Lovitz, Djordje Mihailovic

7/10/19

1:42 PM

News in Brief7/10/19

News in Brief7/10/19

Legal Experts Note Uproar Over Epstein Scandal May Lead To Legislators Outlawing Pedophilia

7/10/19

1:13 PM

Sports News In Brief7/10/19

Sports News In Brief7/10/19

Phoenix Suns Gorilla Involved In Altercation At Glendale-Area Gentlemen’s Club

7/10/19

12:58 PM

News in Brief7/10/19

News in Brief7/10/19

Outraged Trump Declares He Would’ve Gotten Jeffrey Epstein Way More Lenient Plea Deal

7/10/19

12:50 PM

News In Photos7/10/19

News In Photos7/10/19

Family Creeped Out By Alexa Playing Back Conversations They Haven’t Even Had Yet

7/10/19

12:45 PM

News in Brief7/10/19

News in Brief7/10/19

Sweden Announces Plan To Get 100% Of Energy From Unguarded Wall Outlet In Finland By 2030

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